UFO by Graham Harrop for September 22, 2023

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 7 months ago

    That was a funny show. MANY years ago.! It would never get past the censors now.

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    wesleylscott1  7 months ago

    UFO Supermarket Cashier:

    “Sir, do you collect air miles?”

    Ralph Kramden of the Cosmos:

    “Hamina Hamina Hamina Hamina.!!

    DO I COLLECT AIR MILES??

    BOY, I’LL SAY I DO!!!

    WHY, I COLLECT ENOUGH AIR MILES TO SEND MY DEAR, SWEET ALICE ON A ROUND TRIP TO THE MOON !!!

    You’re A Real Riot, Cashier, A Real Riot !!!”

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    pschearer Premium Member 7 months ago

    I remember the original skits from the “Jackie Gleason Show” when the Ralph Kramden character would say “One of these days, Alice, one of these days, . . . POW! Right in the kisser!

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    pschearer Premium Member 7 months ago

    SESONS? Is that supposed to be “seasons”?

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    P51Strega  7 months ago

    I guess I’m odd man out here, I hated that show (dad watched). However, I find it very funny the way Graham worked it in here.

    Graham, just how old are you?

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    Yes, “sesons?” Probably “seasons,” but I can see 68 “sessions” on a psychoanalyst’s couch!!

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    itsacatsworld Premium Member 7 months ago

    Norton!

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    One time I was 3 billion miles tall and had to lie down.

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    T...  7 months ago

    Droll. Ya been watchin all night TV again Graham? Old and sleepless…

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    salmon43  7 months ago

    I’m sure he meant seasons, as in fall seasons on TV since 1955. How many readers out there are actually aware of what the reference to Ralph Kramden and consequently Jackie Gleason actually are? Or is that Jackie Gleson?

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