Wallace: I am Wallace the brave! Prepare for an epic backflip! The most *%@!#* of **@!&$# of all &$@#* **^%!@** back flips!!
Mr. McClellan: Where'd you learn those words, buddy?
Wallace: Mom took me to grandma's
Grandma was a dock worker?
My Grandma could cuss you under the table. Didn’t matter if you were a sailor, dock worker, or sex phone operator. Ah. I miss the ol’ b!$(#
HA HA HA, so gentle. “Where’d you learn those words, buddy?” Like he doesn’t know.
I picture an old haggard dock worker that huffs butts and doesn’t give a crap
epic. so funnny.
Also, I want to see more of this grandma…
Caterpillar ’stache. :D
April 15, 2016