Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 01, 2019

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    crookedwolf Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The BO in there would be deadly..

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    rroxxanna  over 5 years ago

    If a submarine in Loch Ness, holding three Sasquatches, leaves Lochend at 8:30 am and travels an average of 15 mph, stops for 20 minutes halfway between Lochend and Alltsigh, and then stops for 25 minutes at Alltsigh (15 miles from Lochend), sets out again (with only two Sasquatches) traveling at a rate of 20 mph, stops for 17 minutes in Invermoriston (2.5 miles from Alltsigh), and continues at a rate of 25 mph to Fort Augustus (5.1 miles further) with only one Sasquatch:- When will the one remaining Sasquatch arrive at Fort Augustus? - How many gallons of fuel will the submarine use, assuming that fuel consumption is 40 miles per gallon when carrying three Sasquatches and increases by 8% each time the number of Sasquatch passengers is reduced by one?- How far is it in kilometers from each point mentioned above to every other point?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    How will they divide the two Subway sandwiches between the three of them when Larry, who always gets the order wrong, forgets to order Zach’s Italian meat combo on toasted deli roll, hold the mustard?

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    RuComm  over 5 years ago

    And this is why I did poorly at math as a child and write science fiction today.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’ve Always suspected that. Nice diversion!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Division, diversion, sooo close!

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    Jack of Gulls  over 5 years ago

    The unicorns have a hoof in this, no doubt.

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    cats all day  about 5 years ago

    Love love LOVE the Squatches!

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    StrongSand94191-&-CurrentBeatle18  about 4 years ago

    This is a Loch Ness monster that is a fake but controlled by Sasquatches, it is fake, but the Sasquatches are real, so it is practically the same thing

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