Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for April 20, 2021

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    Muntherdoesstuff  about 3 years ago

    Amelia: YES SHARPEN MY WEAPON FOR WAR SPUD

    Spud: what

    Amelia: what
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    Muntherdoesstuff  about 3 years ago

    the seagull: ok but does it give me chips

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    Its just me  about 3 years ago

    Mostly used my pocket knife.

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    Kroykali  about 3 years ago

    The mechanical sharpener in panel two shows something that many teachers (in my school at least) didn’t realize – that they’re designed to be mounted either vertically (table) or horizontally (wall), and the oval-shaped shell which holds the shavings can be snapped on so that the oval points down either way to hold the most shavings. The one in panel two is on the wrong way.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Whoa, Big Betty, bam-ba-lam..!

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    jschumaker  about 3 years ago

    Looks like Big Betty could be used as a battering ram.

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    Ida No  about 3 years ago

    Was this from Sharpener Image?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Spud is a child with wild passions.

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    snarkm  about 3 years ago

    Spud is very likely in for a huge disappointment. I got a large novelty pencil when I was ten or so and brought it to school to write with. I soon found out that “novelty” is code for “useless” because there was only about a quarter inch of lead in that thing, the rest was just solid wood. After the first sharpening it was just an expensive yellow stick.

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    Kawasaki Cat  about 3 years ago

    I had one of those novelty pencils.

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    NealJ  about 3 years ago

    Will Henry’s signature is a pencil sharpener.

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    raybarb44  about 3 years ago

    That’s my man…..

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Do they still make those fat pencils for kids? Seems dumb, for small fingers, but I’m certain that I had one.

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    scyphi26  about 3 years ago

    I remember seeing one of those super big pencils as a kid once, and upon seeing it was indeed a functioning pencil, wondered how you were supposed to sharpen it at that size.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 3 years ago

    For good luck, I used my giant novelty #2 on the bar exam. It didn’t help. :(

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Very poetic – catching up with Calvin!

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    Thinkingblade  about 3 years ago

    It takes a true connoisseur to truly appreciate a properly sharpened pencil – http://artisanalpencilsharpening.com/index.html

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    parkerinthehouse  about 3 years ago

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA COFFEEOUTMYNOSEHAHA

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Life is better for the easily amused.

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    FunnyMinnion  about 3 years ago

    The only babe he’ll ever get!

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 3 years ago

    Some years ago, the Palomino Blackwing 602 pencil became my writing instrument of choice, and I haven’t looked back. I’m not sure why Western culture deemed the pencil as unsuitable for adult use, but I don’t like pens … never have.

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    StrongSand94191-&-CurrentBeatle18  almost 3 years ago

    Spud’s pencil probably needs to be sharpened with a knife

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    MichelleZhivago  over 2 years ago

    What’s the big deal? All of our old manual pencil sharpeners have a silver metal ring, with varying sized holes in it, that can be rotated so that the sharpener can accommodate most standard pencil sizes. Those pencils typically used by our school, an école élémentaire, (An elementary school typically for ages 6-10.), are not that big and mostly from 6-7 mm. to a little over 1.1 cm. in diametre, for beginners. This Black Betty must be truly impressive!

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    Julian Dieter  over 2 years ago

    So funny!

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