Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for September 17, 2022

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    Ida No  9 months ago

    Can’t humble-brag if the crew forces you to be humble about it.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 9 months ago

    How – how did he guess right..?!

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    jschumaker  9 months ago

    I wonder if Zianthiad is inhabited by a tribe of red headed amazons.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 9 months ago

    No one can stand Gingerbread’s evil monologues.

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    scyphi26  9 months ago

    And he wants to keep bragging about it, of course. And since he has a prisoner that doesn’t really get a say in the matter anyway…

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    oish  9 months ago

    Second panel Gingerbeard has subconsciously made all his written dialect turn into the voice of Bill Murray’s brother Brian-Doyle who is also the voice actor of The Flying Dutchman in the Spongebob cartoons.

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    FassEddie  9 months ago

    You know, the focus groups hated that name.

    Zianthiad. It’s almost as bad as Zephyr. Who’d name a car Zephyr? Or Tuareg? “Tar-egg.” “I’m driving a Tar-egg.”

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    rwh2  9 months ago

    What we need right now is a good Zaphod Beeblebrox comment.

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    Durak Premium Member 9 months ago

    Zianthiad. Sounds like the name brand for some sort of silly medical treatment.

    You should not receive Zianthiad if you are allergic to any of its ingredients or had an allergic reaction to a previous dose of Zianthiad.

    An increased risk of Gilligan syndrome (severe “little buddy”) was observed after vaccination with Zianthiad.

    Farting can happen after getting silly vaccines, including Zianthiad. Precautions should be taken to avoid falling and injury due to excessive amusement.

    The most common side effects are a large red nose, big floppy feet, and a tendency to throw cream pies.

    Zianthiad was not studied in laboratory males. Gentlemen, tell your healthcare provider if you are pregnant, plan to become pregnant, or are breastfeeding.

    Vaccination with Zianthiad may not protect all individuals.

    Ask Mrs. McIntosh about the risks and benefits of Zianthiad. Only an elementary school teacher can decide if Zianthiad is right for you.

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