Santa: What's it all about, Elfie?
Great play on words!
It’s about 6 PM. Ain’t you got a watch, fatso?
It’s all about the cookies. And, what Santa’s wife doesn’t know, it’s also all about peeking in on mommy while she is asleep.
Cilla Black – Alfie
Poor Elfie has to listen to this every year.
Propagation of the species, Old Man. Propagation of the species…
Dumb song and dumber movie.
The children, Santa, the children.
“The unexamined life is not worth living.”
So, bravo to you Santa, for questioning reality. Over a whisky & beer, inhaling toxic smoke? Not so good. Get a massage and a good night’s sleep. Wayno, yea. But dig deeper! Go X RAY! #%@ the internal focus group! Happy new year! Warmly, C.
The hokey-pokey, of course.
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