Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 28, 2021

If that is Wiz’s home, wouldn’t he expect his wife to answer the door? He was just giving her a compliment.

You just cant win….

Dammed if you do and dammed if you don’t respond in the appropriate way.

Damned if you do and damned if you don’t….

His power is in his wand. Her power is in her right hand. Guess which one wins.

He likes beatings. Just not that kind.

You can beautify a battle axe, but it’s still a battle axe.

Well, at least she didn’t ask him “do I looks fat in this”.

Women, No way you can win……

If that wasn’t the reaction she wanted why did she change herself like that?

Blanche needed help (Henry?) and a sturdy crowbar to squeeze her into that outfit.

That’s some transformation. And show’s women are nuts. She got the result she wanted and still she is mad.

Wow! That must be some girdle.

I tried to find an old Mad magazine comic “Beauty from the Beast”

If it works that way on Blanch, where can the rest of us buy some? LOL

Hoo boy…….