Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2022

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    stapelia99  3 months ago

    Back when my friend worked at Lockheed: “Second prize — TWO rides in an Electra jet”

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    I always like to say “Thank God I’m an atheist”

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    If atheists don’t believe in god, why do they talk about him so much?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Non believers alway cry out when in need..

    OH GOD, PLEASE HELP ME……

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 3 months ago

    The cowboy hat is appropriate. There are so many people in Texas who talk a lot about god but what they say makes it clear they have never met him.

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    PulpitDiva   3 months ago

    Wow, as a Protestant minister, I’m regretting scrolling down to the comments… :(

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    by choosing not to believe in Him, they are attesting to His existence

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    Autistic Anti-theist with No Patience for Fools Premium Member 3 months ago

    As an anti-theist, I feel that this is one of the things the rest of you will never understand. Sure, we take time off on and celebrate your holidays. I do it because of my family and friends, not for your imaginary sky-wizard and his lich son.

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    brklnbern  3 months ago

    No atheists in dungeons I guess.

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    edeloriea14  3 months ago

    Better to be jailed than hung.

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    magicfever495  3 months ago

    I would rather be a believer in Heaven, Than a fool in Hell.

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