Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 03, 2022

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    disabled and able to steal? I must learn how to do this …

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    Algolei I  4 months ago

    These days the veteran part might make a difference for his side, but the rest of it could be detrimental to his case.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    Jailhouse lawyer or barracks lawyer, both work the game. Pile up enough excuses and the court gets tired and drops the charge.

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    mfrasca  4 months ago

    Curse you Lucky Ducky!

    - Tom the Dancing Bug

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Whining to state his case seems to be trending…

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    Yes, he’s really lucky.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 4 months ago

    so we now have a 3 tier judicial system – politicians/family, common, and the guilty with the 1st and last getting away with anything and the middle having to foot the bill for it all.

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    If he’s the seventh son of a seventh son, he could be the next king… ☺

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    RabbitDad  4 months ago

    Also valid: I claim to truly believe what I did wasn’t a crime, so this is a witch hunt. (only works with certain minority groups)

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    brklnbern  4 months ago

    These days yes. Veterans get little help, but special minorities can the play the game at will.

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    edeloriea14  4 months ago

    The King has no sympathy for the injustices that others have.

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    A broken home? So he’s from Florida?

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