Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 05, 2023

The Fink made sure they couldn’t score.

Bung nailed it. And Fink stayed took the short way to a win.

The King got some action but it was over before the match was due to begin.

There once was a doctor who always stopped at the same bar on the way home from work, and had a hazlenut daiquiri. Since he always came at the same time and ordered the same thing, the bartender always had his drink ready for him when he came. One day, when the bartender was preparing the doctor’s drink, he realized that he was out of hazlenut extract. He knew the doctor wouldl be coming any minute, so he had to think fast. He decided to use hickory extract instead of hazlenut, and hope the doctor din’t notice. When he came and took a sip, the doctor said “You can’t fool me. This isn’t a hazlenut daiquiri, but it’s very good. What is it?” The bartender answered “It’s hickory daiquiri, doc.”

Bungs got a wire loose…somewhere…

That joke is older than primordial oooze :-(

That’s how he’s the only goalie with a full set of choppers.

That’s one way to win a game….

Too bad the game was called. I would have liked to see the Fink on skates. And it would add 2 inches to his height!

Indeed a sure way to prevent scoring.