Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 22, 2024

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    oldpine52  about 2 months ago

    Are you sure that a gallon will cover it?

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    constantine48  about 2 months ago

    I tried calamine lotion on mosquito bites when I was a child, but it never worked.

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    dbrucepm  about 2 months ago

    it’s going to take an ocean, of calamine lotion

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    dbrucepm  about 2 months ago

    he’s going to kiss Bung?

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    Printer  about 2 months ago

    Didn’t the saying used to be, “If your nose is itching, someone has a hole in their underwear?”

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    brklnbern  about 2 months ago

    Ah the old nose joke.

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    brklnbern  about 2 months ago

    Well at least he doesn’t have to kiss Blanche.

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    brklnbern  about 2 months ago

    Or as in the song Poison Ivy—-An ocean of calamine lotion.

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    Sambora1  about 2 months ago

    If my nose itches it usually means I have a sneeze coming on, gives me time to grab a tissue.

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