Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 23, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Seen on a gentlemen’s club sign “WE GOT RID OF THE UGLY ONE”

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    The only way I’d offer to buy a girl a drink is if it’s soda because anything with alcohol would compromise her health.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Gotta admire her dedication!

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    At her age, she has to take the shots while she’s still able.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    This must be a very classy joint, complete with with a fancy cuspidor too!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    Those gals get better looking, the more you drink.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 3 months ago

    whoa – just – whoa. a very small gin and tonic with a twist of lime.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago

    Miss Kitty in old age.

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    brklnbern  3 months ago

    Well Rod could say no, changing his mind.

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