Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 11, 2024

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    angelolady Premium Member 2 months ago

    The silliest little things want to make me grumpy, and that is one of them. So I took charge of it for fun. When a waitress asks “Have we decided what we’re having?” I indicate a chair and say, “You’re eating with us? What are you having?”

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    Interesting how, no matter the situation, Rod is never out of his armor. Gotta be a challenge for nursie, not to mention a mess for the orderly.

    Also a bit surprised Rod wasn’t racing in the opposite direction. Seems to be his choice of tactic in battles with the Hun.

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    Izzy Moreno  2 months ago

    Joke’s on Rodney. The handwriting is shaky, because the guy spent so much time practicing, his writing skills suffered.

    Anyway, I’m with Rodney. The nurse should have an enema, too. You never know.

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    taz1313  2 months ago

    Give me more pills. Give me another bath. Take that enema and stick it….

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    After the enema, that’s when $hit hits the pan!

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    Lady loves a joke  2 months ago

    This one is quite funny :)

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    Rod would probably fair better if he held his shield in front of him like his opponent instead of to on his side

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 2 months ago

    That’s one thing she’s not taking for the team.

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    brklnbern  2 months ago

    Good one, suddenly it is his procedure alone.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    There is the “royal” we and the “condescending” we.

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    paullp Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sorry, Rodney, but even if she said, “It’s time for our enema,” you’d still be the only member of the team getting one.

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