Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 09, 2024

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    oldpine52  2 months ago

    Yep, rule number one: Be born rich.

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    BigDaveGlass  2 months ago

    Now all you need is a tick-tock account…….

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    that would be How To Buy Friends and Influence Politicians

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Make friends in high places. Anything else is bourgeoise!

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    Chris  2 months ago

    well, that can’t be helped… you’re doomed. :J

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    constantine48  2 months ago

    I don’t think a king will be sympathetic.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 2 months ago

    Your employer would pay more, but he’s been a little short lately.

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    yggdrasil75  2 months ago

    or just be in debt instead and claim you are rich

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    kendavis09  2 months ago

    Dale Carnegie just rolled over in his grave.

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    brklnbern  2 months ago

    He’s found the real secret alright.

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