Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 19, 2014

Yes,and dont make plans for dinner.

Now he has a great black eye.

And none of the other, neither….

Sometimes a good memoryIs a heavy burdenRemember too wellAnd soon you are hurtin’

Not what she meant by too hard Wiz

He just got his just desserts.

Too good a memory, Wiz! But you missed the cookies she stole in panel 1.

Cannot understand she does not lose weight although she eats like a sparrow: Twice its own weight daily.

Three salads a day and still can’t lose weight..Macaroni, Tuna Fish and Ham Salad…

Wiz, you were too into the memory thing that you forgot to put up the invisible shield that would have deflected that heavy blow. At least you could have had the chair zip back so a near miss woul have happened. Sharpen up Wiz.

Could see that coming.

But he can’t remember her birthday or their anniversary.

No dessert for Wiz..but, maybe he can get a rare steak for that black eye..

oldie:She eats like a bird — a peck at a time.fyi — a peck = 1/4 bushel

Yep — no “D” for Wiz, that is.

eating twice a sparrow’s weight daily, would help me to lose weight. Particulary if I had to eat the same thing.