Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 28, 2016

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    Argythree  over 8 years ago

    If I were Rodney,I’d suggest golf lessons. But that would earn me a trip to the dungeon..

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    thirdguy  over 8 years ago

    I suggest hip boots.

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    Joan32  over 8 years ago

    I think you meant Chest boots and/or a wet suit

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    sandpiper  over 8 years ago

    Ignoring reality rarely wins the dream. He should have taken the drop.

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    rshive  over 8 years ago

    Not a very good lie, though.

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Watch out for alligators.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  over 8 years ago

    Cheat!

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    We’ll just give you a mulligan on this one sir.

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    Dewed  over 8 years ago

    a trip to the 19th hole

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    “Perhaps a quarter pound of TNT.”.“Hasn’t been invented yet.”.“Send the Wizard forward in time to get some.”.“Why don’t I just have him part the water?”

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago

    … and a lot more realism.

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    velveeta  over 8 years ago

    The better line would have been:“How about a No. 3 snorkel?”

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    steampower  over 8 years ago

    Finks should be prohibited by law to ever play golf. Secondly, any Fink who violates such a law or trespasses on a golfcourse should be forced to swallow a few golf balls.

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