Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 12, 2016

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    Miny Boy  over 8 years ago

    Bad news! They got our order wrong.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    So, a better day than usual?

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    Argythree  over 8 years ago

    The pizza won’t be free because of the delay. The pizza won’t ever get to you. The Huns will eat it.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    If the pizza boy had a bow and arrow, he could just impale the box to the arrow and fire. No use fighting Huns on an empty stomach.

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    flynn151  over 8 years ago

    A Trojan pizza?

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    To the castle? Sure did. To your mud and wattle hovel? Not so much.

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    steampower  over 8 years ago

    Pizza should NEVER be free to this dummy who calls himself a knight in shining armor!

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    whiteaj  over 8 years ago

    I don’t think the Huns ate people.

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    bateria  over 8 years ago

    I’d say try a drone service!

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    This Hun would eat it before it got cold. This Hun also has an uncontrollable urge to let his beard grow, much to the dismay to my girl, our girls, and our grand-girls.

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    LV1951  over 8 years ago

    If it’s free, who cares if the order if wrong!

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    brklnbern  over 8 years ago

    Not bad, but won’t the Huns just steal it.

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