Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 19, 2016

Well, Merlin did live life travelling the opposite direction in time (according to some sources)[citation needed]. So, his would have an end date. Just not a beginning date…

I used to want one sayingDAVID HUIE GREEN1954-199GONE AND FORGOTTEN.With a space for the final numeral

Clairvoyance perhaps? Imagine living your life knowing the exact time of your death!

I think there was an old Twilight Zone episode where the gravedigger dug the grave, and when he got all done, he looked at the stone to read HIS own name, with the dates.

Mine will read: expect no reply

and mine: Return to sender.

Don’t increase your life insurance, Wiz.

I want to be cremated when I croak. No grave, no stone.Cemeteries are a waste of real estate. Ashes can be used to fertilize farmland.

I prefer to have my atoms scattered around the universe when I die.

I am donating my body for trainee surgeons to practice on, after all, its just dead meat.

Wiz, you might have left the Crystal ball out and turned on?

She bought them on clearance at Marker-Mart…

Rose Madder GoComics PRO Member said, about 22 hours ago@CarolinaGirls The Big Bang TheoryNo wonder I didn’t get the reference – never seen it – never will either.

I watched it once. Bob Newhart was a guest…

I’ve always wanted mine to read “1940 – 2040 Shot by a jealous Husband.”

I’ve seen a number of stones where the 19 was chiseled in and 2000 has come and went and they still living!

Careful, When he goes, there goes the strip!

I’m quite sure mine will read, “Phew! I thought he’d never leave!”

My parents hadn’t even thought about getting a plot until my dad died suddenly. About seven months later, the cemetery called my mom to tell her the marker was in. Dad was in uniform during WWII although he never left the stateside lab where he worked prior to Pearl Harbor. So my mom drove up to see the marble slab with dad’s government marker on it…only the government marker hadn’t arrived yet — but her matching marker, with her name and year of birth, had. Mom told me that actually freaked her out a bit, especially since the cemetery hadn’t mentioned those particular details. We never thought at the time we’d be filling hers in only a few months later.

That is disturbing.