Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 22, 2016

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    The need for proper word usage.Right up there with, “Make me a ham sandwich.”

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    The_Uncle  over 8 years ago

    Not bad, Wiz, but have you tried “Allium Halitosum”? – Gathers the whole onion/garlic family together!

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    Have you tried Scope? Or Listerine?

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    Dobber Premium Member over 8 years ago

    That was my coworker yesterday morning. I think in some cases actually just brushing would do wonders! How can some people just roll out of bed and come to work??!!

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    GalleyOar  over 8 years ago

    My favorite, “Call me a taxi.”

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    Flash Gordon  over 8 years ago

    I’ve been behind people in traffic who had such bad breath that I could smell it in my car, and this was in winter with the windows in both cars up. ♦@GalleyOar1,I saw an ixat in my rear view mirror the other day.

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    flagmichael  over 8 years ago

    There are lots of causes of bad breath. Some bad breath comes from blood smells (that is what garlic does), but some of the worst ever comes from tonsil stones. Mouthwash does nothing for most truly bad breath.

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    Dr_Fogg  over 8 years ago

    I wish I were an oscar myer wiener.

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    cubswin2016  over 8 years ago

    You need to be very specific with wizards and genies.

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    jppjr  over 8 years ago

    That’s why Batman never could get a date….he had “bat” breath.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    When working with Wizard, specificity is important…

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    RalphZIggy  over 8 years ago

    allium is actually one word of several for garlic in latin, satis is enough…but no vum

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something…

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