Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 14, 2019

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    juncarlo  about 4 years ago
    Mom, you know, “The only good relative is a distant one.”
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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    That’s the problem with your Mom, Fink. Instead of serving her sentence, she chooses to speak it!

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    loridobson Premium Member about 4 years ago

    My boss has the same delusion as the king.

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    LadyPeterW  about 4 years ago

    And somebody else said they’d rather be Herod’s pig, because at the least, Herod doesn’t eat pork!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 4 years ago


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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    why did he leave an open grate near his throne?

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    bateria  about 4 years ago

    Probably she stopped bringing him cookies @ bedtime!!!!

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    blakerl  about 4 years ago

    I am King of all I survey and today I’m snowed in. I need a shovel my kingdom for a shovel.

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    Al Nala  about 4 years ago

    “Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown…”

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    What happened to Dad?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 4 years ago

    “Sometimes I wonder if she loves me.”

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    brklnbern  about 4 years ago

    God one.

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