Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 15, 2021

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Hi, Wizard. Would you like a swift knee in the nether region?

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    atomicdog  over 1 year ago

    Dad jokes.

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    SamuelMeasa  over 1 year ago

    My nephew for about a year said “Time for a new fence” when ever someone asked about the time. It become an in family joke that he now regrets.

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    efkasper  over 1 year ago

    Rim shot.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t know about a ‘kid’. But the Wiz could do a passable billy-goat I would think.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yeah, him. He’s the “kid”.

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    I watch the NY Knicks play basketball!  over 1 year ago

    He should have said “hi hungry, I’m thirsty!” “Nice to meat ya”

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, his name’s Henry (speaking of which, it’s been a while since we’ve seen him)!

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    Tentoes  over 1 year ago

    Dad would say, “Oh. I thought you were Tentoes. Better off hungry. You can get over that.”

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    snookdog69  over 1 year ago

    can,t be much of a wizard to have a wife like that

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Oy! To make it up to her, zap her favorite dinner quick!

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    dcdete.  over 1 year ago

    Awh that book brings back memories. Does anybody else remember when I was in school circa the 1970’s when books , particularly paperbacks had white pages with the book open but when you closed the book the edges of the paper was all yellow? You don’t see that anymore. apparently the book printers are so miserly these days they try reducing costs by not spending money on the yellow paint.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Dad jokes aren’t reserved for dads. I play them often at my employment. lol

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    You laugh about this now, banana nose. But wait’ll you see the Visa card bill.

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    COL Crash  over 1 year ago

    If he does, he might not even be aware of it.

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    Ukko wilko  over 1 year ago

    Well, a good meal will cure my problem. Sadly, yours has no cure.

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    Mario500  over 1 year ago


    (does not understand this dialogue)

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, Blanch. You never heard of the “inner child”?! :D

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 1 year ago

    The Wiz is like a 200 year old 10 year old! (But that’s why he’s one of my favorite comic characters after Pearls’ Pig.)

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    joannesshadow  over 1 year ago

    My dad worked in the advertising department of the local newspaper. One day an angry woman came in to complain about her ad. Dad didn’t have the account, but he was the first person she saw. She marched up to his desk and announced “I’m livid!”. His response was “I’m Tom. Nice to meet you.” She didn’t see the humor in that.

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    bobpickett1  over 1 year ago

    just do not call me “late for supper”

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    CarmineBazile  over 1 year ago

    I know this only because I watched a try not to laugh ASDF.

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    Don’t quit the day job Wiz.

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    Nancy Simpson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t get it.

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    fermier Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t get it.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Quite a difference between the way Blanche is drawn now and 50 years ago. See today’s classic strip.

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    eddi_tbh  over 1 year ago

    Dad jokes are never properly appreciated.

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    Why would she be asking about young goats? Total non-sequitur.

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