Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 26, 2021

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    jasonsnakelover  over 2 years ago

    There’s a spell for that.

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    That’s what you get for not taking Blanche for dinner the other day. She knocked you in the balls and joints.


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    oldpine52  over 2 years ago

    I know the feeling.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Or maybe just lubed.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 2 years ago

    He must be a real magican whem he has a “creek” in the house

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    I’m not sure that Bob’s Garage is hip enough to do this kind of work.

    If he can, Bob will probably charge a lot – the fe-mur than usual.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 2 years ago

    Must stink to be 500 years old, give or take a century or two.

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    The hip bone is not connected to your ball joint, now hear the word of the Lord!

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 2 years ago

    If only it was that easy.

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    mobeydick  over 2 years ago

    The ‘creek’ sound looks like they are coming from somewhere that the balls don’t have joints…

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    ccmills  over 2 years ago

    Didnt know balls had joints

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    Sanspareil  over 2 years ago

    Not much of a wizard if he couldn’t zap his ball joints to total health!

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    Studebaker Hoch  over 2 years ago

    Creek? Does he have a stream in his joints?

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    Orcatime  over 2 years ago

    Just a little lubrication should help.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 2 years ago

    Can you say that in a family strip?

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    He’s a wizard who’s often seen giving miracle cures to others but he needs to goes to a garage for his own troubles?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Better than snap, crackle and pop!

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    1953Baby  over 2 years ago

    Had both hips done last year. . .still hard to get out of a chair. BUT. . .It’s not noisy or painful!

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    dcdete.  over 2 years ago

    I have a creaky feeling that at his age it would sound more like a fast flowing torrent!

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    SNVBD  over 2 years ago

    his balls have joints?

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    assrdood  over 2 years ago

    Me too Wiz, me too!

    Or at least some grease zerks.

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    magusjosh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If only it was that easy.

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    mrsdonaldson  over 2 years ago

    He’s a wizard. Can’t he just zap himself?

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    koolodge  over 2 years ago

    That was me this morning!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Forgot to go in for his 30k miles checkup?

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    phritzg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is he talking about his hips or his Rocky Mountain oysters? (And yes, it’s creak, not a creek, which is what I have next to my back yard.)

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 2 years ago

    since ball joints are used to help with steering(at least in a car-type vehicle) may I assume(I know dangerous)that the wiz is having trouble going in the direction he wishes to go??

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    Cincoflex  over 2 years ago

    another nut job!

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    Maybe wearing a kilt would help. :)

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    James Gifford Premium Member over 2 years ago

    (looking at location of ‘creeks’)… His what joints replaced?

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Come on, people, it’s a cartoon and funny! Reality needs to bend sometimes. Unlike his hips, which are no longer functioning ideally. The ball and joint part just adds to the funny of it.

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    hfergus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Different track here. The knee is a hinge joint, not ball. Most joints on a human are hinge joints. The only ball joint I can think of on a human is the hip.

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    Mentor397  over 2 years ago

    I didn’t think they had joints.

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    wirepunchr  over 2 years ago

    What’s a joint like that doing in a nice guy like you.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 2 years ago

    I always doubted the wizard was assembled.

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    charliefarmrhere  over 2 years ago

    There could almost be a “dirty” joke in that comment in the last panel.

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    megerkey  over 2 years ago

    If he does a good job let me know. Could use the same myself.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good luck with that.

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    MCProfessor  over 2 years ago

    I had mine replaced about fifteen years ago.

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