Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 25, 2021

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    Wilde Bill  10 months ago

    This way he can sit among his peers.

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    jasonsnakelover  10 months ago

    And you got the wizard in the same room to grant you wishes.

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    wjones  10 months ago

    It’s called Social distancing

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    C  10 months ago

    Nothing to lose your head over

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    eromlig  10 months ago

    Best of all, you won’t get roped into the stupid game of “Charades” the adults all play after the meal.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  10 months ago

    I don’t care where I sit, as long as I get to eat!

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    sandpiper  10 months ago

    Best to all from our home and our hearts

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    David Huie Green-BeingCertainIsNotAlwaysBeingRight  10 months ago

    Just “Suzie likes Billy, I mean like LIKES Billy, but Billy likes…”

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    Jayalexander  10 months ago

    I fear you won’t be getting any turkey either. These guys are vegans.

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    MikeJ  10 months ago

    Ah, the children’s table. Memories!

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    constantine48  10 months ago

    He hasn’t heard what’s been going on in the schools these days!

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    You must be at least this tall to sit at the big kids table.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    But the guy who made the planning arrangements is sure doomed to the dungeons.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago

    You’ll probably have a much more civil conversation!

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    LOL!

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    John Wiley Premium Member 10 months ago

    The “kids” table is the fun table! However, due to that attitude, I’m no longer allowed to sit at the “kids” table.

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    Meg O' Your Heart  10 months ago

    Sorted by size, not by age.

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    jagedlo  10 months ago

    Is it me or does Blanche really look ticked off?

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    I watch the NY Knicks play basketball!  10 months ago

    Chocolate pie today at around 5:30 eastern US time!

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    preacherman  10 months ago

    Besides, the King gets to sit with people his own size.

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    Tentoes  10 months ago

    In my 40’s I STILL had to sit at the children’s table.

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    No but the mean spirited size jokes will surely ensue…

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  10 months ago

    “Oh, I’m so sorry Father, I seem to have put you next to an atheist at the party, do you mind?”

    “Oh, I don’t mind atheists. I don’t have to talk shop!” – Father Brown.

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    Olddog04  10 months ago

    I want to sit with the kids too.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Frankly, the fink should be more comfortable around short people who he can probably take in an arm-wrestling contest.

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    Cincoflex  10 months ago

    I hope the two he’s sitting with give him a wedgie.

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    jr1234  10 months ago

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERBODY

    YAY!! The PARADE IS BACK

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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    blakerl  10 months ago

    Rule 1, No discussing, politics, religion, or bad weather. During Thanksgiving Dinner.

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    geese28  10 months ago

    Uh oh the fink mentioned the “p” word eyes the comment section nervously

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    stamps  10 months ago

    You have way more fun at the kids’ table.

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    Louis from NY  10 months ago

    Ahh, the “Kiddie Table”, where we put the adults we can spare…. :)

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    TSRaman  10 months ago

    They would talk turkey instead.

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    jdsven  10 months ago

    I don’t know…my nieces had a pretty lively debate over just how mean Scar was to Mufasa and Simba. One said Scar was a “meanie head”, but the other was very adamant that he was a “meanie-butt”. The third one could see both sides, and felt Scar was just “a really big meanie”.

    It’s nothing compared to the argument over who is the “Bestest Disney Princess…ever.”

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    Mikeswolvesbane  10 months ago

    Being the “fun uncle” of the family, I happily sat with my two nefs at the so-called kid table!

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    Tentoes  10 months ago

    Looks like the King has better company then the adults.

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    jimboylan  9 months ago

    Where’s Bung?

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