Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 27, 2021

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    eromlig  7 months ago

    We played musical chairs in grade school. By high school, we still used music, but we had moved on to other furniture.

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    Wilde Bill  7 months ago

    Wait until you see how they play dodge ball.

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    Only in the king’s case it was low school.

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    dave1960  7 months ago

    It was a knight to remember….

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    C  7 months ago

    Next week, tetherball with a morning star

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    efkasper  7 months ago

    Will probably be quite a bit bloodier than the schoolkids’ game…and given the looks of the contestants’ protective clothes, it might take a good deal longer to determine a winner. Right up the king’s tastes.

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Oh look, it’s poor Yorick. Alas, I bearly knews him.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Those chairs look awfully small and weak and too close together for a competitive game of musical chairs considering the size of the competitors and the armor they’re wearing. I’d be surprised to see the chairs last one round.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  7 months ago

    When the princess gets there she will throw the winner a rose.

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    jagedlo  7 months ago

    Trying to spice up the gladiatorial contests, Fink?

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    loridobson Premium Member 7 months ago

    What a great alternative to war!

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    Ichabod Ferguson  7 months ago

    Medieval squid game.

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    blairleroys Premium Member 7 months ago

    The loser of each round gets beheaded.

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    rickseg  7 months ago

    That one guy looks like Boba Fet.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Finks other form of torture by music

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Okay, I really want to see that contest. I won at musical chairs once. Yeah, only once.

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    So, 2 will get to fight over the remaining chair? ouchie.

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    rshive  7 months ago

    The guy who doesn’t get a chair gets beheaded.

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    wongo  7 months ago

    In my neighborhood we played musical AK-47’s. It kept down the rif-raf population.

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    Musical chairs to the death!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 7 months ago

    No.. just because all the kids were taller, it really was just grade school.

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    blakerl  7 months ago

    Our new woke society, has outlawed musical chairs. It offended so many people and considered to violent for grade school and the U.N. So it has been removed from history, along with dodge ball, kickball, Red Rover and many more.

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    bobgreenwade  7 months ago

    This idea should reduce the amount of bloodshed in the arena… but, I’d wager, not eliminate it altogether.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    Penalty of death if someone loses?

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    paullp Premium Member 7 months ago

    This is musical chairs played under Id rules. A free-for-all battle begins until one of the combatants is killed, at which point one of the chairs is removed and the battle continues. Last man standing gets the chair — and is he gonna need it, because he’ll be exhausted by then!

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