Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 14, 2022

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    dave1960  6 months ago

    From one robber to another……

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    As long as the King gets his cut, it’s all good.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Wasn’t a lot left for the poor if the record is correct.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wow, an actual picture of Robbing Hood! Now I only need the picture of The Lone Haranguer to complete my collection!

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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    Honour among thieves?

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Me steals foods from the greedy and gives it to the needy. Well, me is very needy meself, so first me gives it to meself.

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    Buying a pardon, Robbing?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    He deducted what he gave to the poor as a charitable contribution. Smart guy. Win-win.

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    The Biffman  6 months ago

    Fat Donnie keeps on stealing from his morons. These idiots with no money keep giving to his “defense fund” and “campaign interests “, hahahahaha

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Might be the fink’s alter ego

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s okay to be a rat as long as you pay off the fink. Professional courtesy, and all that.

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    preacherman  6 months ago

    The little fink doesn’t mind what you do with your life, just so long as he gets his.

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    jim_pem  6 months ago

    So basically Robbing Hood is now a tax collector.

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    Illinois politician have been promising to do that for years and they have. Problem is, the people with money are leaving the state. Bad plan.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 6 months ago

    Just don’t forget to claim the value of your stolen goods on you 1040. IRS Publication 17…..Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule C (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity,” read the 2021 the IRS guidelines.

    The guidelines also require that those who steal property must report fair market value as income in the year that the item was stolen. Of course, one can avoid paying taxes on such items so long as the person returns them to the person they were stolen from in the first place.

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    rands1231  6 months ago

    Is Robbing Hood any relation to Robin Hood ?

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    He doesn’t have a hood on, so “Robbing Hood” makes no sense.

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    stamps  6 months ago

    I stole an road sign once. It was highway robbery.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Steal if you must but not from Uncle Sam. Some of the biggest gangsters were brought down for failing to declare their illegal income and went to prison for tax fraud.

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    zarilla  6 months ago

    It’s usually “stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.” What’s the “it”?

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    tinstar  6 months ago

    Frank Costello, in a previous life?

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