Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 24, 2022

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    B UTTONS  10 months ago

    Wiz: sorry, I would not know. Perhaps Rodney might have some blunt insight.

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    jasonsnakelover  10 months ago

    How about two words?

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Ha ha ha. Good one!

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    Jayalexander  10 months ago

    It would be better to mask-up the naughty bits. There’s a lot more germs there than you’ll find in the air.

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    Femi Aminat  Premium Member 10 months ago

    I for one will be glad when mask wearing is done.

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    jagedlo  10 months ago

    Frosty making a guest appearance?

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    one8romeo  10 months ago

    Subtle innuendo here.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Perhaps a bikini mask?

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Custom made….silly

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    dv1093  10 months ago

    “OK, but if I did, that word would be TENT.”

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    One would think we wouldn’t need a mask mandate with the vaccine now readily available. Clearly this is not the case. Ugh.

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    indysteve9  10 months ago

    LOL!!!

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    If you have a “carrot nose”, you can still form the top edge metal piece over a pencil to make a better seal. If your mask does not fit, all the way around the nose, you are not protecting (or fooling) anybody. It’s supposed to be a little harder to breathe or it is not working properly. Omicron is currently the most contagious virus we have ever encountered. It doesn’t spread like spit particles; it spreads like cigarette smoke.

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    geese28  10 months ago

    Maybe the snowman could go to Florida. None of that down there ;)

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  10 months ago

    “Been there, failed to done that.”

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    donwestonmysteries  10 months ago

    Also try putting it on without any arms.

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    Wiz nose better than to argue with Rod.

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    jfikse Premium Member 10 months ago

    I can’t help but wonder, if masks are so effective and so important to wear, why do we see our “betters,” the elites, waltzing around without masks at parties and restaurants, while their servers are masked up? Not a good look.

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    Ukko wilko  10 months ago

    You’ve got your opinion, I’ve got mine… put your mask where the sun don’t shine.

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