Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 26, 2022

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    eromlig  7 months ago

    An automated subzero array distributor costs billions, whereas a snow catapult is only $15.

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    It’s a pretty good thing to use in a snowball fight, but we can’t have one of those in Florida.

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    profbob  7 months ago

    A piece of military equipment the US sent to Ukraine to fight off the Russians.

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    Its just me  7 months ago

    Can we have some snow down under, it’s rather hot at the moment.

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    Sire. After all the wealthy people fled, they picked us clean of scientists.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    It’s like the King (still) enjoys having a good snowball fight.

    He just doesn’t want to have to work at it (too much – if at all).

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Looks like the King visited the Dr. Seuss Universe and brought back something.

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    adunano367  7 months ago

    I want one!

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Well, now you snows.

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    Sanspareil  7 months ago

    In the winter of 1963 in England, me mates an I would have ice fights with the Pete Moors gang that lived across the valley!

    It was so cold that ice bits were the only thing to throw!

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why am I thinking of The Flight of the Valkyries being played on bag pipes?

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    MayCauseBurns  7 months ago

    That’s what you get for using a defense contractor from Whoville.

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    Chithing Premium Member 7 months ago

    That’s nice, but can it play Scotland The Brave?

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    COL Crash  7 months ago

    Waste in Defensive spending has always been a problem. Sadly that’s the way they built the Military Industrial Complex to take advantage of the cash that gets thrown into it.

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    jagedlo  7 months ago

    Can it throw water balloons during the summer?

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  7 months ago

    how much would Calvin give for one of those to turn loose on susie derkins?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago

    It looks like a combination of a trebuchet and bagpipes.

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    preacherman  7 months ago

    The horns could be useful in bringing down the walls of Jericho. Somebody go find Joshua.

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    Tweet&Bleat  7 months ago

    Was it designed by Dr. Seuss?

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    IshkaBibel1  7 months ago

    Seuss Industries.

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    rickseg  7 months ago

    Looks like the little known bag trumpet. the forerunner of the bagpipe.

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    jukorte  7 months ago

    Looks like Stewies Period Cycle from Family Guy. That episode where Meg fights with school bully.

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    At least until late March. Then we use a mud launcher.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    It has potential. It’s a short step from here to the nerf machine gun. I mean really, if you can’t beat your enemies, don’t piss them off.

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    awcoffman  7 months ago

    Finally found a good use for bagpipes.

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    Indianapolis Smith  7 months ago

    At last! Something I can do with those old bagpipes I’ve got in the attic!

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    stamps  7 months ago

    Looks like it plays the bagpipes too.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  7 months ago

    Didnt I see that on the Grinch christmas movie?

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    Kingy probably had plans for you to soup it up with your magic…

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    DNCoyote  7 months ago

    Like something out of Dr Seuss:)

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    ForbesField  7 months ago

    If, as it looks, that thing plays bagpipes, it will drive the enemy away in tears.

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    Longbow1964  7 months ago

    I wonder if Dill’s brothers from Cul de sac designed it.

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    s.gottlieb  7 months ago

    Probably the last time King Fink buys weapons designed by Dr. Seuss!

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    BlueKnight1966  7 months ago

    It can also toss grenades. And the King put rocks and ice cubes inside the snowballs.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  7 months ago

    At least it went to a good cause and boosted the economy to boot.

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