Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 02, 2022

The boy who cried wolf

An emergency you said, really.

… and WHO is leaving the toilet seat up!

Id has a big army.

You expect the Duke to clean his own dishes? Or are you pushing your own dirty dishes on someone else? Thus transferring who got the dishes dirty in the first place.

And who’s been eating my lunch out of the larder, it was clearly marked…..

At least he hasn’t started a war (at least not yet).

STATIM…

New business: fish in the microwave.

And thus begins the greatest story in the history of Id’s army: “The Battle of the Dirty Dishes”…

If the rat says it’s an emergency, IT’S AN EMERGENCY! Though it may not necessarily be important.

Probably the same person who’s been eating everyone else’s lunch off those dishes.

And who ate the last of the strawberries?

And Happy Groundhog Day!

That is what happens when you have all boys, Diana Prince never had this problem on Paradise Island.

I don’t see the guilty person, no teenage boy.

Exactly why do you need the jester to show up in the Situation Room?

I thought, being a king and living in a castle, you would have people, servants, to take care of that sort of thing?

What? Where’s the ROUND table?

I’ve never understood why there’s real dishes. Just get disposable ones.

I can see my boss doing that.

Yeah dirty dishes attract a lot of bugs….

This is where you inform them that their salaries are being cut to provide for someone to come in and clean up the break room.

“I called you all here to tell you that I laced my stolen chocolate pudding with Ex-Lax. We will just sit here and wait…”

Is there a sink somewhere that allows for the washing of dirty dishes?

Sounds like some of my “emergency” faculty meetings.

It’s only an emergency if the king says it’s an emergency. The tyrant will be feared but not loved nor respected.

Woah! Rodney clones!

My solution was ti just throw them out. You don’t care about your stuff, well, neither do I.

Back when I was a productive member of society, we’d have emails like that go around. Especially when people would leave dishes to soak in the galley sink. As mentioned above, the threat was that if it continued the dishes would get thrown in the trash.

And who ate my jello again? I won’t have to wait long; I put a surprise in it.

i would think that would be below him to even enter the break room. I’m surprised they even get a break.

If the dishes are still there, then everybody left them. That’s not the same as who put them there.