Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 02, 2022

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    C  over 1 year ago

    The boy who cried wolf

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    wjones  over 1 year ago

    An emergency you said, really.

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    … and WHO is leaving the toilet seat up!

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Id has a big army.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You expect the Duke to clean his own dishes? Or are you pushing your own dirty dishes on someone else? Thus transferring who got the dishes dirty in the first place.

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    DaveG1960  over 1 year ago

    And who’s been eating my lunch out of the larder, it was clearly marked…..

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    At least he hasn’t started a war (at least not yet).

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 1 year ago

    New business: fish in the microwave.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    And thus begins the greatest story in the history of Id’s army: “The Battle of the Dirty Dishes”…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If the rat says it’s an emergency, IT’S AN EMERGENCY! Though it may not necessarily be important.

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    awcoffman  over 1 year ago

    Probably the same person who’s been eating everyone else’s lunch off those dishes.

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    And who ate the last of the strawberries?

    And Happy Groundhog Day!

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 1 year ago

    That is what happens when you have all boys, Diana Prince never had this problem on Paradise Island.

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    Wirepuncher   over 1 year ago

    I don’t see the guilty person, no teenage boy.

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    Cincoflex  over 1 year ago

    Exactly why do you need the jester to show up in the Situation Room?

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    zodismoon  over 1 year ago

    I thought, being a king and living in a castle, you would have people, servants, to take care of that sort of thing?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    What? Where’s the ROUND table?

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    Olddog04  over 1 year ago

    I’ve never understood why there’s real dishes. Just get disposable ones.

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    dv1093  over 1 year ago

    I can see my boss doing that.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Yeah dirty dishes attract a lot of bugs….

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    This is where you inform them that their salaries are being cut to provide for someone to come in and clean up the break room.

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    “I called you all here to tell you that I laced my stolen chocolate pudding with Ex-Lax. We will just sit here and wait…”

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Is there a sink somewhere that allows for the washing of dirty dishes?

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    Sounds like some of my “emergency” faculty meetings.

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    globalenterprize1990  over 1 year ago

    It’s only an emergency if the king says it’s an emergency. The tyrant will be feared but not loved nor respected.

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    Coocalici  over 1 year ago

    Woah! Rodney clones!

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    crazeekatlady  over 1 year ago

    My solution was ti just throw them out. You don’t care about your stuff, well, neither do I.

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    Brian  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Back when I was a productive member of society, we’d have emails like that go around. Especially when people would leave dishes to soak in the galley sink. As mentioned above, the threat was that if it continued the dishes would get thrown in the trash.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And who ate my jello again? I won’t have to wait long; I put a surprise in it.

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    j.l.farmer  over 1 year ago

    i would think that would be below him to even enter the break room. I’m surprised they even get a break.

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    If the dishes are still there, then everybody left them. That’s not the same as who put them there.

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