Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 24, 2022

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    wjones  7 months ago

    The worlds first sky diver.

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    But do you know?

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    rekam Premium Member 7 months ago

    Wasn’t Icarus?

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    Sanspareil  7 months ago

    Icarus was more of a sky plunger!

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    rshive  7 months ago

    The Huns probably made that suggestion by arrow mail.

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    dave1960  7 months ago

    His career just went down hill……

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Leaving aside the fact that Leonardo da Vinci invented the parachute in the High Renaissance, and not in the middle-ages. I wonder if this guard had a parachute clause in his retirement plan?

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    So Ralph decided to chute the $h!t?

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    Minehunter  7 months ago

    It must be a Co-vid thing. Even the castle guards are opting out for change in lifestyle and a better job more suited to their talents.

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    Webby_dog  7 months ago

    Ahh….the Golden parachute

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    hariseldon59  7 months ago

    Ralph might find himself in the dungeon soon.

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    jagedlo  7 months ago

    Ralph better hope that a sudden gust of wind doesn’t blow or his “fun” may turn into a disaster!

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    loridobson Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Take this job and SHOVE it, I ain’t workin’ here no more.”

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    brick10  7 months ago

    Bailing on the job! Good Move!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Definitely, quit. If he was going on vacation he would have bungeed.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    Hmm lot of ppl have been feeling that way lately about work…except no parachutes

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    klapre  7 months ago

    Would it be inappropriate and a woke violation to yell Geronimo when he jumped?

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    HOTLOTUS1  7 months ago

    Id could have a new business in town

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    DJohnny  7 months ago

    He got a name!

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Nice .. you gave him the forerunner (yellow) of the Golden Parachute ;)

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    timinwsac Premium Member 7 months ago

    If Ralph quits he’ll have to find another place to B.A.S.E. jump from.

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    That’s the best possible way to quit a job.

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    TSRaman  7 months ago

    That’s Galileo, not Ralph.

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    David Huie Green-BeingCertainIsNotAlwaysBeingRight  7 months ago

    Some are just never satisfied!!

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    heathcliff2  7 months ago

    Is it back to the future?

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    bigcatbusiness  7 months ago

    If parachutes existed back then, we would’ve seen a massive exodus.

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    Ron Bauerle  7 months ago

    How does he know what time it is?

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