Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 07, 2022

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    C  9 months ago

    That’s harsh, it’s already a widow

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 9 months ago

    To me, that red hour glass says don’t come near me or else.

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    angelolady Premium Member 9 months ago

    I thought the hour glass was on the abdomen. Better check Google.

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    charlenelin1201  9 months ago

    What will you do if you see a spider that big? Call the fire department?

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    Wilde Bill  9 months ago

    Gonna need a bigger can of Raid.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  9 months ago

    Blanch should have called Garfield. The spider would been squashed by the 3rd panel.

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    Aussie65  9 months ago

    red backs aren’t usually that big – fairly small but give a nasty poison. Can make you very sick for a few days (average adult). Very common in some places down under – was up in the roof space and found a few hundred of them! And there were some biggies amongst them. Not quite 9 inches – but big enough to take notice of

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    seanfear  9 months ago

    how many inches in a foot? or … foot in the inches?

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    meg_grif  9 months ago

    Pretty much every spider I’ve ever seen has had an 8-foot legspan.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 9 months ago

    And this children is why fire was invented…..

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  9 months ago

    I’m only afraid of spiders that are too big – which in my case means any that are big enough for me to be seen….

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just send the spider to France. Where it can have French Flies for dinner.

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    Troglodyte  9 months ago

    Looks like it’s curtains for poor spidey!

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    Some help you are, Wiz!

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    theincrediblebulk  9 months ago

    Wiz shouldn’t criticize his wife for thinking 9 inches is a foot. He ought to feel fortunate she doesn’t know the difference.

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    It rounds up to a foot, Wiz. Kill it before it bites. I’ve heard that black widow bites are no joke.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 months ago

    I don’t think so. One of these in the back yard and your squirrel and chip monk problems are over. Danger can be protection as long as you know where it is.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    EW! Heebeejeebees

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    blakerl  9 months ago

    Did you know? King Kong was only 3 feet 6 inches tall. He only came up to Faye Wray’s belly button! Wow! Don’t kill that spider, he could be the next Hollywood star.

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    Just-me  9 months ago

    Don’t like spiders. Nope, not at all.

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    tcayer  9 months ago

    I like his wife’s penchant for estimating the length of things!

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    oakie817  9 months ago

    spider’s lives matter too

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    tcayer  9 months ago

    While the scale of the spider to the ruler is accurate, that makes Wiz a little over 2 feet tall!

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    My parents were so argumentative. On a home visit, they took me out to dinner, which involved what seemed like an endless car ride. At one point, they were arguing over whether the curb that my father did not hit was half-a-foot or six inches high. (I wish I were kidding.)

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    Cincoflex  9 months ago

    I thought the hourglass was on the belly of the spider.

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    donwestonmysteries  9 months ago

    Black Widow. You kill it Blanche.

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    paranormal  9 months ago

    Before she kills you!

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    Nuke Road Warrior  9 months ago

    In Id, Black Widow finds you.

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    BlueKnight1966  9 months ago

    Pretty sure her mistake in determining “3 inches times 3” and “4 inches times 3” is all your doing, Wiz.

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    Rustikalni Marija Premium Member 9 months ago

    If that’s a baby spider, mama Shelob may be nearby with auntie Ungoliant!

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    Coocalici  9 months ago

    OoOoOoOh, that looks scary! I appreciate what spiders do, but I’m afraid of them. Yesterday I killed a large, black furry spider on the wall.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  9 months ago

    “…as soon as it grows three more inches.”

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    falcon_370f  9 months ago

    Wiz, that’s a black widow. Even I don’t allow those in my house.

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    Yeah, you wouldn’t the Black Widow sharing any marriage secrets with Blanche…

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    edeloriea14  9 months ago

    Black widows are fatal, so Wiz could use his magic to zap it.

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    WentHulk  9 months ago

    Killing it seems unnecessary.

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    flingebunt  9 months ago

    Looks like an Australian Redback Spider. They love to live in showers and under toilet seats. They won’t kill you, but the bite is very very painful. Mind you, at 9 inches, they probably have a bit more poison, so…..don’t kill it, capture it and take it outside to roam….or kill it because it is an invasive species in the Kingdom of ID.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Think of the mess! Better relocate it instead

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