Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 13, 2022

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    No takers.

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    pschearer Premium Member 3 months ago

    OK, I get the King Arthur thing, but I don’t understand the punchline. Anyone?

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    Cornelius Noodleman  3 months ago

    I pulled the sword from the stone…and they sent me home.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Pull this sword from the stone, and you’ll be king.” “I’ve seen the boss’ job, and I don’t want it.”

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    Didn’t some watery tart from the lake throw the sword at Arthur?

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    Chithing Premium Member 3 months ago

    The warranty must have run out.

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    J. R. M.   3 months ago

    Never realized it was ON the market to begin with.

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    So it really wasn’t selling then?

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    pauldc2000  3 months ago

    Same here, no idea.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  3 months ago

    I don’t get it: Why get rid of the stone? That’s the whole point of the sword in the stone in the first place: No one who is unworthy will be able to pull the sword out. So the only reason to remove it is to not have a king at all…

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    The Knights of the Round Table dissolved so it’s back to the warehouse for storage and discovery centuries from now….

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    HOTLOTUS1  3 months ago

    I think it’s going to Gibraltar

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    njchris  3 months ago

    Maybe there isn’t one. Maybe Parker and Hart posted it just to read the comments ;-)

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    blakerl  3 months ago

    You can’t have that! No one is allowed to pull swords form stones in Kingdom of ID.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Apparently, sword-retrieval-based government systems are no longer considered viable.

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    Wirepuncher   3 months ago

    That’s one way to get your rock off (the market).

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    Monarchy is so overrated.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Neither they nor the Fink could pull it out.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    No one is getting that sword. King Arthur never happened.

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    walstib  3 months ago

    Randy Newman “A Wedding In Cherokee County” 1974:

    ♪ “She will laugh at my mighty sword. Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword?” ♪

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I suppose if no one wants it, or no one can afford it, you might as well stop trying to sell it. …wait. Is that why I’m not married again?

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    Cerabooge  3 months ago

    “Dang!”, said the man with the sledgehammer.

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    Dianne50  3 months ago

    Possibly someone considers it a safety hazard.

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    donwestonmysteries  3 months ago

    Defective rock won’t release sword?

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  3 months ago

    One way to avoid any competitors. Smart.

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    b.john71  3 months ago

    How about stopping WAR, o’stupid gave putin crimea with no questions asked, so .fgured slo-joe would give him ukraine.

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