Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 24, 2022

The fink has been laying cable again.

Compliments to Mastroianni on his graphic work for this strip. Gag isn’t much, though (IMHO).

He is a maestro and that was his first movement.

‘’Well, don’t everybody make a big stink about it!"

Bet he’s left a royal stink…..

One man’s waste is another man’s (in this case the king’s) treasure.

They’re applauding him after taking a rest… What do they do after a sleep ?

You mean he can do things for himself. And he let all that ‘hot-air’ go to waste. He could have used it for crowd-control, or something.

Applause for using the little king’s room? It’s surprising that his head fits through the door!

Never seen floors that shiny in the kingdom so far. New wax?

Now give him a reward treat for doing his business in the right place

yeah, you really know how to ….

not like the royal throne. these public bathrooms are crap.

If you want applause, you have to come out and loudly announce, “I made a poopy!”

WTH????Nobody does that when I come out the rest room.

Who really gives a crap….lol

The Press with President Joe Biden

LOL

Spook is happy anyway.

I’m amazed the king expects applause for taking care of business. On the English throne, there was a coveted position of Master of the King’s Toilet. It was his job to take care of everything involved with the King’s defecation, even to the point of wiping his majesties behind. The royal position was the most personal of all the positions in the palace.

I hope he washed his hands. Yech…

So, still seeks praise as he did as a child for going poddy?

Got this idea from Trump.

Lyndon Johnson infamously held staff meetings in the john giving new meaning to ‘taking care of business’. There are few if any limits to depravity for those who wield the power.

He did a number in that bathroom… And that number was 2…

Same crap! Different hole!

He remembered to wash his hands!

A perpetual 2-year-old. Does he need a pee pee or poo poo treat, too?

Looks like everything came out all right.

You’re sure this is not a joke about Elon? :D

I know a few people (grown adults) like this.

That’s how Biden is