Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 24, 2022

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    The fink has been laying cable again.

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    efkasper  4 months ago

    Compliments to Mastroianni on his graphic work for this strip. Gag isn’t much, though (IMHO).

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    jpsomebody  4 months ago

    He is a maestro and that was his first movement.

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    ‘’Well, don’t everybody make a big stink about it!"

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    dave1960  4 months ago

    Bet he’s left a royal stink…..

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    One man’s waste is another man’s (in this case the king’s) treasure.

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    A Common 'tator  4 months ago

    They’re applauding him after taking a rest… What do they do after a sleep ?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    You mean he can do things for himself. And he let all that ‘hot-air’ go to waste. He could have used it for crowd-control, or something.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Applause for using the little king’s room? It’s surprising that his head fits through the door!

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    gokar  4 months ago

    Never seen floors that shiny in the kingdom so far. New wax?

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    jvbowman58  4 months ago

    Now give him a reward treat for doing his business in the right place

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    oakie817  4 months ago

    yeah, you really know how to ….

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    not like the royal throne. these public bathrooms are crap.

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    mrsdonaldson  4 months ago

    If you want applause, you have to come out and loudly announce, “I made a poopy!”

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    deojaideep aka Courage  4 months ago

    WTH????Nobody does that when I come out the rest room.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Who really gives a crap….lol

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    Big D of South Dakota  4 months ago

    The Press with President Joe Biden

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    strick9  4 months ago

    LOL

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Spook is happy anyway.

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    I’m amazed the king expects applause for taking care of business. On the English throne, there was a coveted position of Master of the King’s Toilet. It was his job to take care of everything involved with the King’s defecation, even to the point of wiping his majesties behind. The royal position was the most personal of all the positions in the palace.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    I hope he washed his hands. Yech…

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    donwestonmysteries  4 months ago

    So, still seeks praise as he did as a child for going poddy?

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    Rodeo44 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Got this idea from Trump.

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    William Green Premium Member 4 months ago

    Lyndon Johnson infamously held staff meetings in the john giving new meaning to ‘taking care of business’. There are few if any limits to depravity for those who wield the power.

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    He did a number in that bathroom… And that number was 2…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    Same crap! Different hole!

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    Baer321  4 months ago

    He remembered to wash his hands!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    A perpetual 2-year-old. Does he need a pee pee or poo poo treat, too?

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Looks like everything came out all right.

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    Ivan Araque  4 months ago

    You’re sure this is not a joke about Elon? :D

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    I know a few people (grown adults) like this.

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    codes007  about 2 months ago

    That’s how Biden is

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