Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 09, 2022

I’ll drink to that

This segment of the news was brought to you by Drunken Ale. All is well if you stay off the news.

No news is good news. (No news is “All is well.” news.)

As long as you have plenty of ale.

Big news on CNN Thursday night in the format of a movie production “The Capital Riot”.

So they are making a movie about the riots in 2016? About time.

I have a hard time staying away from the news, but every time I indulge that particular itch, I almost instantly regret it.

“Then, it’s all hell!”

They could have actually omitted the middle panel.

I get it! It’s a bad joke.

I miss the old-fashioned news casts. This 24 hour news and 25 hour commentating is exhausting.

why is everyone so hateful? I used to come here to read comics and smile. Now all I read is people trashing others and political hatred.

Yep. Lay off that cocainestream media. Research research research

And so long as you stay out of the news. Hint, hint, insurrectionists.

AMEN!!!

I don’t follow the news, unless it’s sports related. World War III could break out and I’d probably be the last to know.

But where else am I going to get an unbiased, apolitical perspective of what is really happening in the world?

You’re preaching to the choir.