Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 10, 2022

Like a Hitchcock movie

Those may be former experimental test subjects returned to have their revenge.

Crumbs in his beard?

Turn them all into ants and step on them.

Is he also a magnet for mosquitos?

Are those birds the appropriately named yellow bellied sapsuckers? Even though they aren’t colored yellow.

Mine, mine, mine.

I notice the birds flock around the Wiz, not her. Maybe the allure is his sweet personality.

Time for some roasted squab on the beach?

I didn’t know Wiz was statue-esque…

Once you feed them. They remember…..

Well, of all places for a sand witch, this is it. Give it up Wiz, they will get your snacks.

But Blanche was the one who said it; shouldn’t they be flocking around HER?

Quick! Get the bird repellant!

Those are my backyard birds and squirrels.

You sure did…….

hahahahahaha!

A cheep sucker.

Myohmy, those are weird looking sea gulls !

Wave of a wand… Anyone want Clam Chowder? Formally Bird Stew! ;)

on two occasions i have had a wild skunk walk up and let me pet them, one was a mom with 3 kits

omg… they are SEER SUCKERS ! seer noun:

\ ˈsir , ˈsē-ər \Definition of seer1: one that sees2a: one that predicts events or developmentsb: a person credited with extraordinary moral and spiritual insight3: one that practices divination especially by concentrating on a glass or crystal globe