Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 15, 2022

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    You should have a spell for that.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    You can use your wand to clean out those leaves.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    It can be a fun adventure (or a game) – you just need the right outlook. Like Mary Poppins said, “In every job that must be done there’s an element of fun.” “Find the fun and the job’s a game.” “Every task you undertake becomes a piece of cake.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftxnr28LDXc

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    dave1960  4 months ago

    One sneeze from Henry would sort that out…….

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    Qiset  4 months ago

    leaf me alone.

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    C  4 months ago

    Leafing his life away

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    I just finished that adventure!

    Will do it again in 5 months!

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    Reminds me of a Peanuts cartoon which started with Charlie Brown saying to his teacher, “Yes, ma’am. It will be a privilege.” Lucy scoffed, “Huh! Some privilege!” It turned out that he was to take the chalk dusters outside and beat the dust off them. In the last panel, he collapsed under the dust cloud and gasped, “I could die of this privilege!”

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Isn’t it a little early to be gutter cleaning, or are those leaves from last year?

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    I watch the NY Knicks play basketball!  4 months ago

    What gutter leaves? It’s almost summer here in New York

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Dude! You’re 15 feet up on a cheap ladder. You life and limb has never been in greater danger. That’ll do.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Didn’t make it out quite fast enough, Wiz.

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    would you rather do the laundry?

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    blakerl  4 months ago

    This happens ever weekend. I need an adventure! maybe on paradise island. Official Nassau Paradise Island, Bahamas Vacation Guide.

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 4 months ago

    Seems like you should have a spell for that,Wiz…..

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    flagmichael  4 months ago

    In Flagstaff it is pine needles. A couple years ago I got an expensive gutter cap system that promised I would not have to set a 20 foot ladder on uneven ground any more to clean the gutters. My wife never had to do that so she does not see the value. I knew it was only a matter of time before I had a gruesome fall if I kept it up, and the services that clean gutters are often backed up until mid-winter (when the gutters are full of ice with pine needles in it) when the autumn wind cleans out the trees.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Just like Boomy, the Wiz doesn’t always use magic to solve things…

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Just call it what it is, Wiz. “I’m going on a dangerous chore!”

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    Put in a call to Ed Crankshaft. He’d be glad to help. However, the price of a new house has gone through the roof.

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    Some wizarding adventures start at home…

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member 4 months ago

    Back in 1965 our home in Overland Park KS was nestled in a forest Oak & Maple trees gutters would fill up with leaves until they became mulch soil for ‘hele copter’ maple seeds that sprouted into tiny trees. Terrifying job to clean gutters on back of house over a 2 story drop to driveway. Got on the roof with rope tied around chimney.

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