Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 29, 2022

Now they’re ready to throw rocks.

Don’t you mean “Mötley Crüe”? :D :D :D

Just don’t try and crowd-surf…….

PLAY FREEBIRD !!!!!

Okay, King – Keep it short and sweet. [The king has got the short part down for sure]. Now, just don’t go off script (or off prompter.)

And there’s not a more motley crue than the king’s speechwriters.

plays Party Rock by LMFAO

So – the Kingdom of Id exists in PRESENT day?

And then The Fink deflates the mood with his speech!

I’ve got a feeling this crowd is not gonna be as receptive to the performance as Motley Crue’s were.

Wow, you say, Fink. Now you must bring the wow factor or you’ll see what happens to bands that don’t perform well.

But I’m just the roadie for the band

I’m just the roadie for the band

Begin your speech by saying there is a 12% tax increase in the kingdom and then quickly correct your self and say 7%. That way its not so bad.

Remember, good news, then bad news and then hopeful words. It doesn’t matter what the news is, just keep it in that order.

The villagers can only see the Finks nose so who knows what they hear….

I thought the last panel would show peasants with stones in their hands, arms pulled-back and ready to throw.

It is good to be king!

Make sure no rocks are available.

Oops. Mötley Crüe was apparently caught using a backing track for Tommy Lee’s drumming

https://www.loudersound.com/news/motley-crue-were-apparently-caught-using-a-backing-track-for-tommy-lees-drumming

Let’s get the rock outta here (with apologies to Def Leppard)!

I think you’ll find that’s Mötley Crüe. Metal umlauts are important.

Who shoots fireworks in the daytime?

After the opening act, it all went downhill!

Music With Rocks in It!

I think they’re getting ready to throw rocks.