Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 29, 2022

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    oldpine52  6 months ago

    Now they’re ready to throw rocks.

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    i_am_the_jam  6 months ago

    Don’t you mean “Mötley Crüe”? :D :D :D

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    dave1960  6 months ago

    Just don’t try and crowd-surf…….

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Okay, King – Keep it short and sweet. [The king has got the short part down for sure]. Now, just don’t go off script (or off prompter.)

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    And there’s not a more motley crue than the king’s speechwriters.

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    geese28  6 months ago

    plays Party Rock by LMFAO

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    huskiecoach  6 months ago

    So – the Kingdom of Id exists in PRESENT day?

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    And then The Fink deflates the mood with his speech!

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    jslabotnik  6 months ago

    I’ve got a feeling this crowd is not gonna be as receptive to the performance as Motley Crue’s were.

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    preacherman  6 months ago

    Wow, you say, Fink. Now you must bring the wow factor or you’ll see what happens to bands that don’t perform well.

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    blakerl  6 months ago

    But I’m just the roadie for the band

    I’m just the roadie for the band

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    nathan.sheriff3  6 months ago

    Begin your speech by saying there is a 12% tax increase in the kingdom and then quickly correct your self and say 7%. That way its not so bad.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Remember, good news, then bad news and then hopeful words. It doesn’t matter what the news is, just keep it in that order.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    The villagers can only see the Finks nose so who knows what they hear….

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    Dacker  Premium Member 6 months ago

    I thought the last panel would show peasants with stones in their hands, arms pulled-back and ready to throw.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    It is good to be king!

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    jconnors3954  6 months ago

    Make sure no rocks are available.

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    Julie478 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Oops. Mötley Crüe was apparently caught using a backing track for Tommy Lee’s drumming


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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    Let’s get the rock outta here (with apologies to Def Leppard)!

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 6 months ago

    I think you’ll find that’s Mötley Crüe. Metal umlauts are important.

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    Who shoots fireworks in the daytime?

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 6 months ago

    After the opening act, it all went downhill!

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    Brian  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Music With Rocks in It!

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    stamps  6 months ago

    I think they’re getting ready to throw rocks.

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