Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 16, 2022

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    suv2000  3 months ago

    I hope they taste like chicken

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    CO Premium Member 3 months ago

    And pretty soon after that, it will just be the cockroach.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    The wizard shouldn’t have to consult a psychic to see into a crystal powers.

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    … how about a little RAID!

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    KFischer1  3 months ago

    Had to upvote that. Don’t upvote many.

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    does the wizard know that it’s eaten in Thailand?

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    dcdete.  3 months ago

    Oh no! Does this mean that the green fire breathing dragon isn’t going to survive into our present/future??

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    bigger Nate  3 months ago

    I thought he was the wizard not Keith Richard’s

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    Charles  3 months ago

    No dragons, no unicorns…

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    And not so much us.

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    More you than us, but that’s a subject for another day…

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    I watch the NY Knicks play basketball!  3 months ago

    That’s correct! Just look at the Republican Party

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    Guayo1  3 months ago

    The wizard just saw what will survive, there will be no us.

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    Roaches have been around for millennia and will probably be around eons after us.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Is that a cockroach? Or an ancient scarab?

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    hk Premium Member 3 months ago

    Funny how the world was doing great till someone had to mess with it and say it was screwed up. This planet will be here long after man is gone.

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    petermerck  3 months ago

    If we don’t eat it do we really need it.

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    e.groves  3 months ago

    “What do you mean, us?” replied the cockroach.

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    blakerl  3 months ago

    What are you talking about? I have my own wet lands, forest with squirrels, rabbits and deer. Everyone is happy in my world.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Once humans master cockroach technology…checkmate, life!

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    《☆Lily☆》 Premium Member 3 months ago

    But is that really a surprise to anyone?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    You know, we could fix that little cockroach population problem we have if we could convince people that “cockroachs” made their manhood last longer. I mean, it’s right there in the name.

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    delennwen  3 months ago

    B.C. takes a similar tack today.

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    Mr.doom  3 months ago

    Biodiversity in the future is irrelevant; look far enough into the future and the universe may not exist.

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    geese28  3 months ago
    Now it’s just matter of who will eat who first
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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    Don’t need a psychic to come to that conclusion.

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    bhamdodger  3 months ago

    No. Just you. Humans are going to die out.

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    James Noury Premium Member 3 months ago

    Don’t forget Cher!

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wiz is perhaps suggesting that communal dining will take on a whole new meaning.

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    And then there was one.

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    GreggW Premium Member 3 months ago

    More likely it than you.

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    edeloriea14  3 months ago

    Wiz has been reading Franz Kafka!

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    hagarthehorrible  3 months ago

    The roaches are supposed to survive the worst of climate including radiation.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Poor cockroaches!!!

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    azardoz  3 months ago

    Maybe the last to go, or to last:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade

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