Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 28, 2022

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Don’t forget Parseltongue.

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    lol wtf rotflmao

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    deojaideep aka Courage  4 months ago

    What language is this, it looks like a mixture of C++, Java, Python, VB, C#

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    Mentor397  4 months ago

    10 REM HELLO 20 GRAPHICS 0: SETCOLOR 2,8,0 30 POSITION 5,10 40 PRINT “Hello World!”; 50 GOTO 40

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Would you rather have it in Assembly Language for a 8088?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    I think I can find my old FORTRAN manual. Or maybe I should look for my PASCAL manual?

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    cubswin2016  4 months ago

    Now, that is scary.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Seems a lot is getting lost in translation.

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    John Wiley Premium Member 4 months ago

    We need Roy from Working Daze.

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    Another strip which shows that The Wizard of Id is set in an alternative past rather than an alternative present.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  4 months ago

    I once designed a language that was as easy to use as BASIC, with the business features of COBOL. I called it BASBOL.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  4 months ago

    Rod’s accent is terrible!

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    gokar T F F   4 months ago

    Can’t believe P&H got away with saying that.

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    PN3904 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Looks like C++ in an older flavor from the 90s. Wouldn’t call that the language of the future. Silly. There is probably more Javascript in the world than any other language, including thousands of lines that make this web page happen. But the browser makes it look like plain English with pictures and clickable gadgets.

    You only use code to talk to dumb machines. The dumber the machine the stupider the language. Back to the day when you programmed a machine by inserting patch cords into it.

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    i don’t care what the language is, just find a way i can watch a movie without it stopping partway through it.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    lol XD hahahaha thx 4 da laffs (OK, that last bit I just made up)

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    Martin Booda  4 months ago

    Surprised gocomics allowed SQL injection.

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    blakerl  4 months ago

    I don’t understand this? What did you say? But more Importantly just what did you mean?

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    That could be men-tat language. (From Dune, the movie.)

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Yeah, what HE said!

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    That’s Greek to me…

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    @echo off

    echo “Hi, Wiz!”


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    rshive  4 months ago

    No tab key?

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    Watchdog  4 months ago

    And do not omit the latest Grammarly trend of first hyphenating and then combining multiple words to make English as complicated as German.

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    Watchdog  4 months ago

    Do not forget the latest trend of hyphenating Anglo Saxon words and then combining multiple words to make sentences that read and look like the German language.

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Girls can Code. Rodney – better find a Girl Who Code to handle this.

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    megiggles  4 months ago

    Faux C++. Would never compile.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  4 months ago

    I’m surprised it was all in emojis.

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member 4 months ago

    I think we all know now that Rust is the language of the future.

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    C wolfe  4 months ago

    PRINT “Hi, Wiz.” (Basic, easier to read and takes less typing.)

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