Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 29, 2022

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    wjones  about 1 year ago

    Why spend money on artificial decoration when you can use the real thing.

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    DaveG1960  about 1 year ago

    Got into a ruffle there…….

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Just send all those spiders to France. There they can all have French Flies for dinner. Plus they don’t have to worry about the frogs eating them. The French like to eat frog-legs. Plus if those spiders can find their soulmate, they can get married and become newlywebs.

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    Great effects!

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Well you know why the spider had to cross the road?

    It just had to go to a new Web Site.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Guests (especially the unwelcome kind), like fish, begin to smell after three days.-Benjamin Franklin

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Those spiders have their own website.

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    yip yip yip   about 1 year ago

    Where’s Sir Rodney when you need him, with bung tipping back a keg. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    Geophyzz  about 1 year ago

    With a projector TV, this happens; but we’ve never had more than one at a time.

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    Or a hockey mask with a chainsaw

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    When you realize those a black widows…

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    EnlilEnkiEa  about 1 year ago

    Except for that one guest who loves spiders. Then it’s time for you to leave your own party.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    I hate when that happens….

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    blakerl  about 1 year ago

    My 1970 Fiat Spider was scary. It was scary to drive and scary to fix.

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    preacherman  about 1 year ago

    My outside spiders are three times that big and very colorful.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Okay. Now, how do you get rid of the spiders who have already overstayed their welcome by just being there? …ick.

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    donwestonmysteries  about 1 year ago

    Is it because they look creepy? Or bite? or move too darn fast?

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    typical Aussie party

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I find playing Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music, or anything by Cecil Taylor or Edgard Varèse, gets people to leave real fast.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Too bad we can’t project spiders through phones for telemarketers.

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