Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 02, 2022

Muppet Babies had the Static Klingons.

I see an Alternative to Raking leaves.

Wave your wand and make them leaf you alone.

Wiz practicing his camo look…

Seems Wiz and Kenny (Dogs of C Kennel) have a lot in common this week.

Hey Wiz! Can you come over to my yard for a minute?

There must be static bleed over from Dogs of C- Kennel comic strip. Yip yip yip yip yip

Walking barefoot, as he is, should remove the electronic imbalance. My chiropractor says it’s a healthy thing to do.

Why is everything green? It’s November for goodness sake!

“You ain’t got a thing if you ain’t got that cling…”

Pretty strong static to be able to pull green leaves off trees!

I’m glad he wasn’t walking through the hardware aisle in Home Depot.

Give the Wiz a little static and he will make it work. Come on over and stroll around my back yard for a bit.

I honestly thought they were supposed to be insects since many people believe dryer sheets repel bugs.

leaf wiz alone hehehe

Reminds me of my first polyester pants. A good way to clean up wherever you walked

Wiz, go to the store yourself and buy dryer sheets.

Can I hire that guy to walk across my front yard a few times?