Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 08, 2022

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    deojaideep aka Courage  5 months ago

    Fact: Nowhere in this popular nursery rhyme is it mentioned that Humpty Dumpty was an egg!

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    jpsomebody  5 months ago

    If the egg has any chance of hatching, it was the rooster.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Which came first: Humpty Dumpty or Scrambled Eggs?

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Depends on the type of egg. Dinosaur eggs came before chickens.

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    charliefarmrhere  5 months ago

    As far as the chicken, I think they are referring to Rodney.

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    efkasper  5 months ago

    If memory serves me correctly, there was a much earlier Wiz strip, with a chicken and Humpty-Dumpty-as-an-egg on the wall. The answer to the question was it depends on which direction you’re walking.

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    cubswin2016  5 months ago

    I think that we are about to find the answer to that question.

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    dave1960  5 months ago

    The egg, as chickens came from dinosaurs….

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    yip yip yip   5 months ago

    Breakout the frying pan, why waste time trying to put him back together again, just make an omelette. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    Looks like the egg came first in this one.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    One could say that we all started out as an egg. Depending on how you look at life.

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    detroitpete  5 months ago

    I think this is a slap at Rodney, inferring he is the chicken.

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    Chief Inspector   5 months ago

    yes..everytime a cartoon is posted with humpty as an egg this is pointed out

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    Now if the egg had fallen on Rodney…he would have ended up with egg on his face (and other parts of his body)…

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    duggersd Premium Member 5 months ago

    Neither. The rooster came first!

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    I think the egg was there first.

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    donwestonmysteries  5 months ago

    In this case, the egg!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    That is an eternal question, however in this case I think the egg beat the chicken by a nose, which is ironic considering the size of the beak on that chicken.

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    geese28  5 months ago

    Fun fact: there a character in DC named Humpty Dumpty. He’s on Batman’s rogue gallery. His ability is breaking ppl and putting them back together again. Ouch

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    Alfred  5 months ago

    Scale changes between panels. Additional blocks are added in panel 3. Lazy artist just phoning it in.

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    blakerl  5 months ago

    I’m so confused.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Looks like the chicken is passing by….☺️

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    brick10  5 months ago

    Poor Rodney, he gets no respect.

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    BoydAdams  5 months ago

    Nowhere is it written that every egg wearing a top-hat and walking on a wall is Humpty Dumpty… that’s scrambled thinking..

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    paranormal  5 months ago

    Which broke first? The pavement or the egg???

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    kendavis09  5 months ago

    The one getting the most pleasure came first.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  5 months ago

    According to a proper Creationist, the chicken came first.

    According to a proper evolutionist, the egg came first — having been laid by something similar to a chicken, but not quite.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  5 months ago

    The amoeba.

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    levekk  5 months ago

    The chicken came first; it’s too painful to imagine God sitting on the egg…

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    ekke  5 months ago

    By definition, the egg. The egg is the first point of potential DNA divergence.

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