Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 08, 2022

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    C  6 months ago

    Spore-l sport

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    May I help?

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    “So … Does this mean that you don’t want to share saliva right now?”

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    I'm here for the cookies Premium Member 6 months ago

    She wanted romance, she gets to hold his spores

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    saylorgirl  6 months ago

    Looks as though she’s lost some weight.

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    cubswin2016  6 months ago

    There is no way that I would assist Wiz with his work.

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    ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 6 months ago

    …and Blanche would definitely disperse them!!

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    alikgator  6 months ago

    Aw comme on blanche, slime molds are fun!

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    Chithing Premium Member 6 months ago

    Is that what they’re calling it now?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    So what is the Wiz aiming for? Is it going to be a new bio-weapon? A new food source? Improve the flavor of the Kingdom’s cheese?

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    Next time, you may want to hold on to that thought!

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    jslabotnik  6 months ago

    Tried that “you can hold my spores” line in a bar once, got a slap in the face

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    Anon4242  6 months ago

    Slime mold is fascinating stuff!

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  6 months ago

    A few years back I was paid to test so electronic equipment. one was a set of walkie talkies that claimed a 30 mile range-they were flogged for families at ski resorts.

    My wife agreed to help out that I would get to a line of land where i could pretty much go in one direct. Leave her with one handset and I’d drive o check the range.

    “We’re working together.” she said “This will be so romantic.”

    “Yeah, I’ll drive until I can no longer hear the sound of your voice.”

    We still laugh about it. The hand set had a range of about 8 miles.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  6 months ago

    She can get even by making him help her cook.

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    What did she expect?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    I meant to ask, can you make glitter?

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    atomicdog  6 months ago

    Awww….she really loves him!

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    cdward  6 months ago

    Usually they just say, “Hold my beer.”

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    petermerck  6 months ago

    Eye of newt don’t come in jars. Start plucking.

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    vorlon42  6 months ago

    Might explain why they never had kids. Although any child those two had would probably need therapy for their entire life.

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    Indianapolis Smith  6 months ago

    Is “can you hold my spores” some new-age euphemism for intimate activity?

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    yip yip yip   6 months ago

    One man’s work is another person’s regret. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Ah wiz getting into the gain of function biz eh? Hehehe

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    stamps  6 months ago

    Just don’t hold his beer.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    How about mutating graham crackers, marshmallows and Hershey bars and she can hole his S’mores? :)

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 6 months ago

    Blanche is a spore loser.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  6 months ago

    Picture The Beetles singing I WANNA HOLD YOUR SPORES.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    Spores generally aren’t too romantic.

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    cactusbob333  6 months ago

    He is such a fun guy.

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    nathan.sheriff3  6 months ago

    I spore she just isn’t into it.

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