Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 29, 2023

Talking ’bout my generation.

If the head idiot says that the state of the union is awesome, then it must be awesome. (Then again, he is the head idiot.)

“my fellow idiots” LOL

we heard con-artist speeches like this before, and even our judicial system is getting sick of them making false claiming

A good strategy for any politician… or monarch. Insult them first and then make them forget what you said with too many compliment. That or just use a stealth insult.

Nice The Who reference but if you’re doing a Who song you’re going to need at least two people. One to cover Pete Townsend’s guitar work and another for Roger Daltrey’s vocals.

Awesome Sauce.

Who’s playing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDfAdHBtK_Q

Meet the new boss….

I did not know the Finkdom of ID was a “union”!

I count only five people saying “YAAAAY”. It couldn’t have been much of a state of the union speech.

WHO was that?!

US Presidents and governors should try this.

“My fellow idiots… I don’t really care about you. I’m just glad you selected me for this honor. Now give me your money in the form of taxes. Thank you. Good night.”

This sounds like a state of the union address. That’s why I almost never watch them. Too much praise of things unseen.

Correction….he meant to say “my fellow USEFUL idiots”.

The first five and the final comic frames are for Liberal Democrats. The Who interlude is for smart people who believe what they see rather than what they are told by sock puppets.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle…… make it ‘DC south of me and ocean to the left, here I am, why me?’

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

My fellow idiots, Funny.

Who is that guitarist?

Steal music, like Trump does.

The state of the union can’t be that great if there’s fighting in the streets.

I’ve been waiting. When does the shotgun sing?

Personally, I’ve always thought that the State of the Union would be much shorter if the elected official just played Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”…

And then as a rebuttal, the opposing party blasted AC/DC’s “Highway to Heck”.

The entire thing would only take about 11 minutes, give or take.

Maybe we can skip the State of the Union this year

Brandon’s playbook.

That is how they think we are because we let them…..

Politics summed up. People are like fish; they just like things that are shiny.

Best part of the song “don’t get fooled again”

We get fooled, still.

The demonym is “Idiot”? Not sure I’d want to live there.

Joe, where’s Joe when you need him…

I think he just fooled them.

Who is on second?

Too bad bumbling Biden didn’t do something similar!