Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 29, 2023

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    hariseldon59  8 months ago

    Talking ’bout my generation.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    If the head idiot says that the state of the union is awesome, then it must be awesome. (Then again, he is the head idiot.)

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    seanfear  8 months ago

    “my fellow idiots” LOL

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    Grandma Lea  8 months ago

    we heard con-artist speeches like this before, and even our judicial system is getting sick of them making false claiming

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    bigcatbusiness  8 months ago

    A good strategy for any politician… or monarch. Insult them first and then make them forget what you said with too many compliment. That or just use a stealth insult.

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    TexTech  8 months ago

    Nice The Who reference but if you’re doing a Who song you’re going to need at least two people. One to cover Pete Townsend’s guitar work and another for Roger Daltrey’s vocals.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    Awesome Sauce.

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    DaveG1960  8 months ago

    Who’s playing?


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    John Vavrek Premium Member 8 months ago

    Meet the new boss….

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    Piper_13  8 months ago

    I did not know the Finkdom of ID was a “union”!

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    Botulism Bob  8 months ago

    I count only five people saying “YAAAAY”. It couldn’t have been much of a state of the union speech.

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    rmercer Premium Member 8 months ago

    WHO was that?!

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    US Presidents and governors should try this.

    “My fellow idiots… I don’t really care about you. I’m just glad you selected me for this honor. Now give me your money in the form of taxes. Thank you. Good night.”

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    preacherman  8 months ago

    This sounds like a state of the union address. That’s why I almost never watch them. Too much praise of things unseen.

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Correction….he meant to say “my fellow USEFUL idiots”.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    The first five and the final comic frames are for Liberal Democrats. The Who interlude is for smart people who believe what they see rather than what they are told by sock puppets.

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    Flaggerdc  8 months ago

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle…… make it ‘DC south of me and ocean to the left, here I am, why me?’

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    tcayer  8 months ago

    Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

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    phillip w  8 months ago

    My fellow idiots, Funny.

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    Who is that guitarist?

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member 8 months ago

    Steal music, like Trump does.

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    Cerabooge  8 months ago

    The state of the union can’t be that great if there’s fighting in the streets.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 8 months ago

    I’ve been waiting. When does the shotgun sing?

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    jdsven  8 months ago

    Personally, I’ve always thought that the State of the Union would be much shorter if the elected official just played Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”…

    And then as a rebuttal, the opposing party blasted AC/DC’s “Highway to Heck”.

    The entire thing would only take about 11 minutes, give or take.

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    Watchdog  8 months ago

    Maybe we can skip the State of the Union this year

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    hooglah  8 months ago

    Brandon’s playbook.

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    That is how they think we are because we let them…..

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    EnlilEnkiEa  8 months ago

    Politics summed up. People are like fish; they just like things that are shiny.

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 8 months ago

    Best part of the song “don’t get fooled again”

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    ChazNCenTex  8 months ago

    We get fooled, still.

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    will.pittenger1  8 months ago

    The demonym is “Idiot”? Not sure I’d want to live there.

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    T...  8 months ago

    Joe, where’s Joe when you need him…

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    PAR85  8 months ago

    I think he just fooled them.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 8 months ago

    Who is on second?

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    da_villa  8 months ago

    Too bad bumbling Biden didn’t do something similar!

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