Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 09, 2023

She’s why the deck needs to be rebuilt an inch to the right.

Aw … really? … you just spoiled the surprise.

Is he adding a trapdoor as well?

Kind of like when Andy Capp’s mother in law comes over.

Surely he has a spell for deck relocation.

If he found out, how can it be a surprise?

So much for the surprise…

WHAT, your mom is coming over. What a shame I have to work on the deck with a 12 pack of beer to keep home hydrated. Yip yip yip yip yip

How could he when it’s a surprise?

He’s working off his frustrations because the MIL is coming, unexpectedly!

Under normal conditions, that inch wouldn’t mean much.

“Your mom the frog?”

“Not again!”

“Not yet.”

“Move it two inches.”