Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 26, 2023

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    C  12 months ago

    She’s right for once

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    jasonsnakelover  12 months ago

    But do you know?

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    Farside99  12 months ago

    Ya know, those things can bounce back and put out your eye. Had a buddy that happened to. Another had one go up through his jaw.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  12 months ago

    Nail gun! They won’t even let me have a hammer.

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    When he hits his target, he should (have to) say, “Nailed it!”

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    Gent  12 months ago

    Me never knews they has one of those in them mediaeval ages.

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    allen@home  12 months ago

    Wiz is using a nail gun that was modified by Tim the tool man Taylor.

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    DaveG1960  12 months ago

    “If I had a hammer”……

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    Have you heard of the expression, “Dead as a Door Nail”? I always wondered where it came from. It seems that in the day when nails where handmade. And they had to tear a house down. They would collect all the nails and reuses them. But the doors and door frames had to be more sturdily fasten together. So when they were nailed together the end of the nails were bent so that they wouldn’t slip out over time. And those door nails were “dead” and couldn’t be reused.

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    preacherman  12 months ago

    Your wife’s right, Wiz. Wise up. It’s a nailer, not a pistol.

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    Botulism Bob  12 months ago

    A bad wizard can never aim to please…..

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    DawnQuinn1  12 months ago

    A nail gun has to be pressed against the wood before you pull the trigger. DUH!! lol

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago

    Dang! The Whiz just brought down another Chinese spy balloon. And without using a $400,000 missile.

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    Goat from PBS  12 months ago

    Wiz has got the aim of a stormtrooper.

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    geese28  12 months ago

    Right accuracy. Wrong target

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    Baucuva  12 months ago

    Nails make terrible projectiles. They start to tumble almost immediately.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    Aaaak! I am afraid to use one of “those”!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  12 months ago

    Maybe a slightly shorter range is intended.

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    wongo  12 months ago

    “Fwatoing” Really?

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    bigcatbusiness  12 months ago

    What are those nails for? Coffins?

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    SameAsOldFfred  12 months ago

    I had a nail gun once. It would drive in partially, and I would almost invariably bend it using a hammer to drive it the rest of the way. I am Captain Klutz when it comes to carpentry.

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    Prawnclaw  12 months ago

    I still use my Estwing 20 oz.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago

    “NAILED IT”!!!

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    SanityRules Premium Member 12 months ago

    They had siding glass windows in those days ???

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    M.K.Staffeld  12 months ago

    This is the time where you actually do need to read the instruction manual…

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    vacman  12 months ago

    A Christmas Story…You"ll shoot your eye out.

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