Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 27, 2023

One time I had $35.51.

I once found a pile $30.00 on the floor on my way to College. Couldn’t relax, but it lasted me the entire week for the between class snacks.

Adjusting that amount to today, that would make Rodney a multi millionaire. Rodney go marry the princess. Yip yip yip yip yip

and Wifi perhaps?

You can barter some of your future earnings as a marauder for payment today. Thus, the banking system was born.

Clean bathroom, that’s all I can ask for.

We ALL had $35.51 at one time or another Jason. Nice try tho. lol

If Rodney cleans it a little more, The Radisson will let him stay.

As a guy once said, If a trip around the world was free, I couldn’t afford to walk out of sight.

Forget it! I guess I’ll just stay home and not answer the castle door….

The travel guy is right. $35.50 wouldn’t get you a room in a cheap motel. Although, in the time of wizards, kings and knights, that amount might just get you a trip to Baden Baden.

liberal trash killed Dilbert

Now I understand neighbors who just sat on their front porches and enjoyed watching the world go by.

I can’t afford to leave town either.