Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 20, 2023

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    David_the_CAD  6 months ago

    Work on your timing wiz.

    Make sure to remember what you did before the snow comes.

    Then again we did not get any snow, other than a few flurries, in the area that I live in. I would have liked at least one good snow fall.

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    Yeah warmer seasons are more fun.

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    Left, never right! (just test driving this name) Premium Member 6 months ago

    I bought a used Ski Doo, I walked home more than I rode home! Took a 1000 pulls to get that D*** thing started!

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    Uncle Kenny  6 months ago

    It will almost certainly take longer than until next winter to build a factory, buy materials, and hire and train workers before the first snowmobile rolls off the line.

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    KKpt Prien Premium Member 6 months ago

    Perhaps the wiz can shift the earth’s axis back to indirect light.

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    Mediatech  6 months ago

    It was a snow job.

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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    Some days, it’s just snow use, Wiz.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Better still, he could have invented fires in the fireplace, comfy overstuffed chairs, hot chocolate and good books. Or at least take advantage of them and be thankful for them. Seriously. The Count ❤️ winter!

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    Chithing Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’ll be a big hit…next Winter.

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    Now to invent something to keep people cool during the warmer weather!

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    Botulism Bob  6 months ago

    A snowmobile? It will be foot-propelled, like the Flintstone’s roadster.

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    dcdete.  6 months ago

    You couldn’t pick a better day to invent a snowmobile than on the very first day of Spring.

    Happy Spring Equinox, everybody.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 6 months ago

    Happy first partial day of Spring.

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    By my estimation, temperatures will remain cold for a few weeks, with some warm sprinkled in, before spring fully sets in.

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    Geophyzz  6 months ago

    This is the day for a Sea-doo.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    This isn’t the warm reception Wiz was looking for.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I’m glad that spring arrives today; now, someone needs to send Mother Nature the memo.

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    The Famous Eccles  6 months ago

    Mr Bombardier might question your claim!

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Aaaackk! Isn’t it always the way?

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    bobpickett1  6 months ago

    “Day Late, Dollar Short”

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    andersjg Premium Member 6 months ago

    North Texas weather.

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    blakerl  6 months ago

    That happens every Spring. Except for every few years, when we have a blizzard in Spring time. Maybe this year!!

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    hagarthehorrible  6 months ago

    Too late, wizard. The snow has melted. Anyway, the winter is not far for most of the european countries. Down here in eastern world, we enjoy the winters without the snowmobile and suffer the sweltering heat.

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    up2trixx  6 months ago

    I bought two snowmobiles last year. This winter all of the snow we got combined wouldn’t add up to a foot.

    Totally worth it.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  6 months ago

    I didn’t have to get my snow shovel out once this winter

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    DawnQuinn1  6 months ago

    David? You can have ALL the snow in my area.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  6 months ago

    Too little, too late.

    Story of my life.

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    Billy Yank  6 months ago

    My home here on the “North Coast”, AKA Great Lakes, had its first 3 in or greater snowfall in one day since last March. A lot of people around here are flaming the snowplow contractors they paid in advance for the season to plow only if there were 3 inches or more of snow.

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