Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 25, 2023

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    If he survives.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    He’s hoping to get results that indicate an honest overall positive rating. It’s a little bit of a stretch.

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    suv2000  over 1 year ago

    Medieval Chiropractic

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    Botulism Bob  over 1 year ago

    Wheel… of… Torture!

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    meg_grif  over 1 year ago

    “And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel?”

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 1 year ago

    Good workout, I gained 3 inches!

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    It would be a bit of a stretch to say I enjoyed it.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 1 year ago

    These brief surveys are the real torture…

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Are they trying to ratchet up the ‘sales pressure’?

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    But first you have to prove you are not a robot.

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    “I’ve torture all I know. Now I have to be sure you have learned all I have torture.”

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    Not so much torture in Iraq as torture on a rack.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    “and don’t forget to recommend us to your friends!”

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    yip yip yip   over 1 year ago

    Please, A little tighter on the left side, yip yip yip yip yip

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    I HATE filling out forms! Everytime I have an appt with the doc, they send 100 questions,not related to my visit. I only answer what’s necessary…the rest isn’t their business! I told my doc it was invasive and he said, yes it is, don’t answer them! He said it’s the govt! The govt wants to know everything. And I am not obligated to oblige!

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    russef  over 1 year ago

    Nate only hangs you on the wall. Better Nate than lever.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    so we’ll know if your level of torture is enough to not do it anymore or if your mom could do better at it than us… :D

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No, they are NOT interested in your opinion. The survey is simply BS.

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    DaveG1960  over 1 year ago

    He had to rack his brains for an answer…

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    0/10 Would not recommend.

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    wongo  over 1 year ago

    You seem taller today Eric, have you done something?

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    johnjoyce  over 1 year ago

    This was a scene in The Princess Bride. The torturer wanted to know how awful it was to record it for posterity.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But… but… but… how is he going to use his touch tone phone to respond to it?

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    indysteve9  over 1 year ago

    That is if you survive.

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    ms-ss  over 1 year ago

    Your call is important to us. Please hold. You are 47th in line.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    3.5/5 stars. No coffee

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If I took the time to complete every survey I’m asked to do, I wouldn’t get anything else done. You’d be hard pressed to find my name on one.

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    Norris66  over 1 year ago

    Ah I feel better thanks to my chiropractor.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    That’s a stretch.

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    TexTech  over 1 year ago

    I hate the political “surveys” that want my opinion on the issues of the day. I just got one from the Republican North Carolina Lt. Governor. The return envelope sends it straight to the Donation Processing Center. This guy must really think his supporters are stupid. That tells me that once any donation is processed, the actual survey goes in the trash. Most of the rest are not quite so blatant about it. As I commented on one survey, I would take it a whole lot more seriously if I ever got one that did not conclude with begging for money.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Employers who do this for their employees are viewed in much the same way.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So what’s worse…the survey or the torture???

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    This was how yoga came to be.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Our friend on the rack goes on to become Id’s GOAT basketball superstar!

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if that would help my stenosis.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The Pit of Despair

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, what you’re seeing there is the survey.

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    Wilkins068  over 1 year ago

    Talk about hitting the rack.

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