Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 01, 2023

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    Jml58  8 months ago

    The defendant must be guilty…. of something.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    I like cartoon characters with big noses.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 8 months ago

    Bribing the jury..?

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    KKpt Prien Premium Member 8 months ago

    Did Larsen E. Pettifogger retire?

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    preacherman  8 months ago

    Talk about your tampering with the jury.

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    The old poisoned fruit snacks trick!

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    Wait until you get his bill…you may end up paying for those fruit snacks!

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    wongo  8 months ago

    “Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime!” (Joseph Stalin)

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    jr1234  8 months ago

    Oh my, heard after the verdict, Gwyneth Paltrow tried to bring in snacks for the bailiffs and was denied.

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    Jury duty IRL would be so much better with this.

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    DavidPlatt  8 months ago

    Unfortunately for the defendant, his lawyer’s fruit snacks were a nice big plate of fresh-sliced durian.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    “No, open and shut — guilty.”

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    eced52  8 months ago

    A preview of the future?

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    T...  8 months ago

    Attorney for the defense, bribing the jury…

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    megiggles  8 months ago

    I’m thinking maybe prunes or figs to get the jury to pass a verdict quickly.

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Wrongo. They just serve them to the kid to appear like they care about healthy eating. They really want donuts.

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