The defendant must be guilty…. of something.
I like cartoon characters with big noses.
Bribing the jury..?
Did Larsen E. Pettifogger retire?
Talk about your tampering with the jury.
The old poisoned fruit snacks trick!
Wait until you get his bill…you may end up paying for those fruit snacks!
He has to “prove his innocence in America” (Bimbo Pelo$i)
“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime!” (Joseph Stalin)
Oh my, heard after the verdict, Gwyneth Paltrow tried to bring in snacks for the bailiffs and was denied.
Jury duty IRL would be so much better with this.
Unfortunately for the defendant, his lawyer’s fruit snacks were a nice big plate of fresh-sliced durian.
“No, open and shut — guilty.”
A preview of the future?
Attorney for the defense, bribing the jury…
I’m thinking maybe prunes or figs to get the jury to pass a verdict quickly.
Wrongo. They just serve them to the kid to appear like they care about healthy eating. They really want donuts.
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Jml58 6 months ago
The defendant must be guilty…. of something.
Cornelius Noodleman 6 months ago
I like cartoon characters with big noses.
Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago
Bribing the jury..?
KKpt Prien Premium Member 6 months ago
Did Larsen E. Pettifogger retire?
preacherman 6 months ago
Talk about your tampering with the jury.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
The old poisoned fruit snacks trick!
jagedlo 6 months ago
Wait until you get his bill…you may end up paying for those fruit snacks!
dnie 6 months ago
He has to “prove his innocence in America” (Bimbo Pelo$i)
wongo 6 months ago
“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime!” (Joseph Stalin)
jr1234 6 months ago
Oh my, heard after the verdict, Gwyneth Paltrow tried to bring in snacks for the bailiffs and was denied.
Goat from PBS 6 months ago
Jury duty IRL would be so much better with this.
DavidPlatt 6 months ago
Unfortunately for the defendant, his lawyer’s fruit snacks were a nice big plate of fresh-sliced durian.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 6 months ago
“No, open and shut — guilty.”
eced52 6 months ago
A preview of the future?
T... 6 months ago
Attorney for the defense, bribing the jury…
megiggles 6 months ago
I’m thinking maybe prunes or figs to get the jury to pass a verdict quickly.
WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago
Wrongo. They just serve them to the kid to appear like they care about healthy eating. They really want donuts.